kaz

there are times I don't even understand my humor

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

Shout out to the two @VaDOT workers who helped me today when i got two flat tires within 30 miles.

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

Bruh @wawa wtf is this. I get the Wawa avocado toast fairly often (but not in the last 6 months) this is half the size of what they normally are.

[Michael J. Larson @MikeJLarsonArt]

It’s been awhile since I’ve made something for the fun of it, and I’ve also been listening to some Cannibal Corpse lately... @CorpseOfficial @fannibalcorpse

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

@NukesTop5 someone did a reference to you on PayMoneyWubby's stream.
https://t.co/DObWSkWM0x

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

@neiltyson settle a debate please, if you would. Could wormholes move in space? Like could it orbit something?

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

@letsgameitout have you started playing reality as a game and sent 16 firetrucks to my neighbor's apartment?
It felt like a 112 Operator bit that went on a little too long.

[athena @athenaswhy]

the french mistake is becoming reality
… someone tell misha collins to start checking the backseat of his car when he goes into it

[Ice Cream Sandwich @ICSandwichGuy]

POSTING A VIDEO TOMORROW WATCH IT

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

Robinhood: Hold up, poor people are making money? Shut it down.

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

@DoorDash definitely needs to inform you when no one is available when you order so you don't wait an hour for your food to get picked up.

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

Older person: You're too young to have real back pain.

Me: Wait, what? Really? You hear that Torn Muscle??? We're too young. Heal yourself so that you can come back when I'm at an appropriate age to have you.

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

@PaymoneyWubby Wubby, I'm concerned yoy may have COVID because you have no taste

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

We super sad today. Like real bad.

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

Y'all anti-mask people are dumb as shit. You mean I get to go to the store and not get recognized AND be able to make faces at people without them noticing???? Fuck it, I'm about to add sunglasses to the mix so I can roll my eyes more dramatically.

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

While watching @thewitchernetfx which will kill you faster: Take a shot every time someone says "Destiny" or when someone says "Hmm"?

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

@dads_on_acid Absolutely! I'll message you on Facebook when I get a chance to look at my schedule

[kaz @_gnarrwhals]

@dads_on_acid I'm in the DC area for now. Might be moving back west in the next few years