god

i read all your embarassing tweets and i see you masturbate

[god @_god666]

who said I still don't send manna from heaven?

Butch, that's what I call Oreos.

[Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA]

It's 11:11 and I wish for you to not be a bitch 🙏

[god @_god666]

#ThingsChristiansSayDuringSex nothing you shouldn't be having sex you dirty whores

[god @_god666]

@satan yo man hmu we need to chill i got some dank ass kush here and no one to smoke it with

[god @_god666]

y'all better be smoking meth today bc it's #MethMonday and bc i said so bc god

[god @_god666]

i just jizzed watching a katy perry music video

[god @_god666]

lol 69 followers turn up

[god @_god666]

Gerard Way is the coming messiah

[god @_god666]

#ConfessionNight lmao holy water is actually vodka sorry

[god @_god666]

I'm adding a section of a bible that teaches people how to roll joints and jack off the holy way

[god @_god666]

praise the pizza

[god @_god666]

lol life isnt in your favor today is it

[god @_god666]

these are my children on the right is jesus and on the left is my son jared but we don't really discuss him

[god @_god666]

Taste the rainbow http://t.co/EQnZPpSFqO

[god @_god666]

can we all remember that one time I blew a town to smithereens lol that was fun

[god @_god666]

tbh i don't even remember writing the bible lol i was high as fuck

[god @_god666]

why are you listening to that terrible music i gave you fall out boy for a reason

[✨ @movedacc910]

“@UnrevealedFacts: You can buy Holy Water on Amazon for $12.” @_god666

[god @_god666]

nailed it.