I’m deeply saddened that my life tweets have not gained the admiration they deserve. Until they get the credit deserved than perhaps my followers should acquire better inspiration. #retweetifyousavelife#berespectful#helpasisterout
True colors doesn’t mean black and white. It means be the rainbow after the storm. Be the elephant in the room. Be the shining star we know you are. Cuz baby you were born this way! #LADYGAGAFORVANGUARD#pokerface#thatswhatmakesyoubeautiful
It would be nice to bring the spice but what’s a night with out a fight or am I not right? Fight or flight or bright the light. One day you’ll recognize the way to identify is to just be your self. #deeperthanthedeepbluesea#rollinginthedeep#summermad
How in the world can we believe in the unbelievable truth?! No one knows how unbelievably good it is to expect the unbelievable. It’s truly unbelievable being alive! #prolife#stopthenonsense
Has anyone seen my epipen lately there’s a lot of stupidity going around and I’m highly allergic to all these clowns. My arthritis is flaring up if they don’t shut up already i might have to call hospice!
Sweet Caroline! My sweet sixteen is coming but ain’t nothing sweet about that. How can I be sweet with all the temptations. Do I engage in the sweet sweet chocolate or should I trade the chocolate for a pair of nickers!
Oh how I cannot imagine my life without ramen noodles. Thank goodness There’s a two for one special because without my noodle I might need a poodle #touchmewithmyearlobe