grace fisher

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

If you shame a woman for getting an abortion but shrug at a virus that's killed 625,000 sentient human beings in your country in less than two years, I'm not sure you're actually pro-life.

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

This tweet is for sale on: https://t.co/CMvpjvNLAa @cent

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

[Ashley Spencer @AshleySpencer]

If you’re wondering what life is like in Australia... pretty much back to normal. Thanks to decisive action, lockdowns, mandatory international quarantine, and stringent contact tracing, the current number of active cases in the whole country (pop. 25 million)?

47.

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Deandre Hopkins flipped off a bunch of Trump supporters on his way to the stadium then put up 10 catches for 100 yards and a TD. Legend.

[Jon Gordon @JonGordon11]

If you want to lead well you must become someone who serves others. The path to great leadership requires service and sacrifice.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

#COVID19 is on the rise.

We flattened the curve once, we can do it again.

We can crush this pandemic. We can get past this. But we have to be tougher and we have to do it TOGETHER.

Wear your mask. Practice physical distancing. Do your part.

Your actions will save lives.

[Ryan @haggs88]

If 2020 were a Euchre hand:

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

Your friend has a SPECIAL message for you

[randy @RandyEmillio]

Us: 2020 is gonna be our year

*3 months later*

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

if tom hanks isn’t immune then i’m sorry but we’re all fucked

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t be able to sit for a month.” - Theodore Roosevelt

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

tell me why i listen to songs that make me sad on purpose ???

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

i stg uber drivers in la purposefully try to get u so car sick that u blow chunks in their car

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

the only texts i ever get are from my postmates delivery people

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

do u ever use a word and ur not rlly sure what exactly it means but u know it sounds smart and ur like 60% sure ur using it in the right context? because same

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

@ashleymaeasis dm me!