Greg

Die hard Texas Longhorns, Dallas Cowboys fan. Lover of sports cards, mainly Bobby Witt Jr and Ceedee Lamb cards

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

Who ever is less of a bozo will win

[Greg @_Granderson]

I'm very over Kyle Flood but for the love of god Sark. Get the tight ends off the field. Just run 4 WRs.

[Greg @_Granderson]

SARK

[Greg @_Granderson]

GOLLY

[nick wright @getnickwright]

I’m not going to go back and forth with you (it’s football season for God’s sake!), but I can’t believe you’re actually denying this interaction so I’ll jog your memory:

August of 2016, during the Olympics, at the (now shuttered) Intercontinental hotel, a couple blocks from the Fox lot off Pico.

We had just finished a night show that no longer exists where (among other things) we debated the Summer Olympics (it was a bad segment because we didn’t have rights to the footage, so we could only show still pictures of what we were talking about) & went to have a drink/meal with a colleague who was on the show with us.

The exchange I discussed happened in the lobby bar, at a table with said colleague, and then after I said what I needed to say to to you I went outside and bummed a cigarette off a valet.

We haven’t spoken in person since.

You know as well as I do this is 100% true, and verifiable, by the colleague that was with us and/or our then bosses who contemporaneously heard the story.

We actually also had the same agent at the time, and you and I both know he heard the story and could confirm it as well.

So, I’ll pull a page out of your book; I’ll bet you $1,000,000 I’m telling the truth.

I assume you’ll pretend you never saw this tweet & continue the grift. And that’s cool, but we both know what the facts are.

Also, let this be a reminder that while you have found an amazing lane where you often are actually the smartest guy in the room, this ain’t that lane. So my advice would be to tread carefully.

[W҉E҉S҉T҉ @StlllWest]

Gunnar Henderson or Ketel Marte a Blue Jay 🔜

[Greg @_Granderson]

Yeah Sark is gonna get fired at this rate

[Underdog @Underdog]

"Edgy" Arch Manning

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

Cam Coleman a war criminal

[Greg @_Granderson]

wow calling slants against a blitz, what a crazy concept

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Cade Smith, after giving up a HR to Junior Caminero then watching him take his time around the bases while celebrating in an exaggerated manner: “It's not my style but I guess if I don’t like it, I shouldn’t give up home runs.”

[Colonel Bijan Mustardson @Tittlewk93]

Sark would rather lose his way than just absolutely beat the shit out of teams running an offense that works

[McAnuff Sports @McAnuffSports]

Khadija Shaw, the greatest Jamaican footballer of all time, makes it 2-0 to Jamaica and the girlz are running riot against CONCACAF giants Mexico.

🇯🇲

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

leafs pics that go hard.

[Bud Elliott @BudElliott3]

It’s revealing that none of the guys from the state of Texas who vote in the AP poll gave Texas a number one vote.

But maybe it’s telling. Voters are closer to the program than those of us thousands of miles away who just look at the talent on the roster.

[Greg @_Granderson]

@mr_notblah_ I booked my hotel just in case, you never know 😭😭

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

Texas has major problems because that Tennessee team isn’t good at all. I would be surprised if they lost 4-5 more games. I wish our offense was more creative. We also look so much better out of empty.

[Greg @_Granderson]

HERE WE FUCKING GO!!! This game should've been over!

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

“Dad, what was R. Kelly like in the 90’s?”

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

Colin Simmons when his teammates told him you can’t whip your dick out on ABC.