The Account Formerly Known As

Love the state of Texas, My Texas Longhorns, And Tex-Mex.

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

Did this awhile back, but decided to do another one with some new additions/revisions:

If College Football Programs were Game of Thrones: (thread)

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

LOVE THIS FROM STEPH.

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

@spursnsalsa One way of looking at it.

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

Crazy Stat:

Texas has more weeks ranked in the Top 10 since 2023 (42) than Oklahoma has total weeks ranked in the Top 25 since BV was hired (40) 🤯

[Metz 🅾️🌩️ @OKsooner931]

@Doc_Texas Sark has made the playoffs the same amount as him since we’ve joined the SEC. You have the inverse of BV 🫵🏼😂

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

This is mid 1st round money. Good for him.

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Kamario Taylor is finalizing a $7.5M deal to return to Mississippi State in 2027, making him college football's highest-paid QB, @PeteNakos and @Clowfb report.

With incentives, the deal could potentially climb above $9 million.

https://t.co/LnYzUBfCLY

[University of Texas Fans Spokesman "Rude Wayne" @Dwayne42005782]

Best news of the day.

Okay now Texas A&M. We need a similar statement on Mike Elko.

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

Bruh

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Pete Hegseth and his group were loudly reprimanded for laughing while visiting the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier https://t.co/mKZzmTQa0L

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

It is not appropriate to laugh outside the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, a member of the Army’s Old Guard reminds Hegseth’s group. On Veterans Day.

[Trey Day 🤘 @pale_writer0]

@Doc_Texas The best Texas history story is from my undergrad years at Texas. American history was divided into 2 semester courses (before/after American revolution) but Texas history was covered by 3 semester courses. That 2 for American history and 3 for just Texas. 😂 God Bless Texas.

[Yeezyrih @Yeeezyrih]

Wait I literally called this 😂

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

@McCarthySeanP Would mean he still finished with 4+ losses in year 5 with his best roster ever.

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

Oklahoma is coming up on their 3rd losing season in the 5 yrs BV has been there.

I’ll admit, I did not have OU finding that 5th win. Helluva coaching job. I can admit when I’m wrong.

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Oklahoma Board of Regents chair Rick Nagel on head football coach Brent Venables after a 5-4 start:

"Our head coach, Brent Venables, is not on the hot seat. There is no hot seat. We just extended his contract."

(via @joe_mussatto)

https://t.co/GAlEZsmqvc

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

How good is Texas' defense playing this season?

They're allowing just 4.13 yards per play so far this season which leads the country.

To put that in perspective, that's better than Georgia's historic 2021 unit that allowed 4.15 in their national championship season.

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Longhorns en Español🤘

[Brad Crawford @BCrawford247]

Discussions have commenced between South Carolina and LaNorris Sellers’ camp on a return for 2027. Gamecocks getting out front of this with one of nation’s top QBs.

Still think he may get a first-round grade and declare.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Irma P. Hall, known for her role as Big Mama in 1998 film “Soul Food,” has died. She was 91 https://t.co/8qiiJg9kRJ

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

You sure?? Oklahoma has had only 2 top 25 seasons since he took the job 5 yrs ago.

It’s been bad man lol.

[Obi @Obi_Kush]

@Doc_Texas Venables is probably gonna be there forever now with the 24 team playoff. Bar for success at OU is about to be in hell.

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

@spursnsalsa ‼️

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

Oh yea, Netflix offered Angie a bag of money for these tapes lol.

[Netflix @netflix]

Angie Martinez interviewed Tupac Shakur three months before his death. She’s finally sharing her interview with the world in THE TUPAC TAPES WITH ANGIE MARTINEZ, a four-episode video podcast event, premiering on November 27.

Joining her to reflect on Tupac’s life, legacy, and lasting impact are Matt Barnes, Big Boy, Bootleg Kev, Joe Budden, Charlamagne Tha God, DJ Hed, E.D.I. Mean, Erica Ford, Dream Hampton, Lil’ Cease, Monie Love, Ed Lover, Aiyisha T. Obafemi, Wallo, and RZA.

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

@rushgotjokes He’s not snitching on anyone tho.

[Max @emo_twinkie_]

Bro i thought that was willem dafoe in a robert eggers movie

[Justin Tinsley @JustinTinsley]

Perhaps the most famous unheard rap interview ever — will soon be heard in full.

Wow. @angiemartinez.