grasssss

yes it is i, MIKE YAGOOHBIAN

[grasssss @_grasscastle_]

Hi, I’m Timmy and I 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙢’𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Donald Trump: “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”
(2006)

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Williams: What’s the favorite thing you have in common with your father?

Ivanka Trump: Either real estate or golf.

Williams: Donald, with your daughter?

Donald Trump: Well, I was going to say sex…

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump says the Presidential Medal of Freedom is “much better” than the Congressional Medal of Honor because the Medal of Honor is for people who are “in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times by bullets or they're dead” while the Medal of Freedom is for “healthy, beautiful” people

[Josiah Sutton 🌹 @josiahwsutton]

Making this long ass post about how devastating this photo has been for you while you also have the photo as your avi is one of the funniest things in the world

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A man in Tennessee who was arrested and jailed for 37 days after refusing to take down memes about Charlie Kirk’s death has won an $835,000 settlement.

[grasssss @_grasscastle_]

“she won’t respond to my messages but maybe she’ll respond to my memes”

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

My favorite thing to do every night between 8 and 10 PM is get developmentally delayed stoned and eat a handful of every variety of snack i have in the house at the time (a lot)

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

Classism had y’all thinking spirit was “the ghetto” whole time they never had a single fatal crash.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

lol I was so young 🥹 Acid Rap turns 13 year’s old tomorrow

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

his address needs to be permanently blocked from amazon

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Hot take, but influencers have literally ruined everything. Music festivals, vacation destinations, the whole of social media, stores…literally everything.

[diego 🇳🇱🇺🇾 @diegohead_]

- ¿Drake?
- ¿Qué?
- ¿Dónde está el cuerpo de Cristo?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Here is a montage of Republicans blocking Democratic bills to fund the TSA over and over again

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

This is a great thesis statement for an argumentative essay