@TrainMog@cravedcuddle She’s literally shaped like an hourglass & you’re complaining. You want to fuck a stick bug, Is what I’m gathering from this, Since you don’t seem to like meat on the body. Is this what you’re into? This what you want?? A stick bug?
@damianpilled This one specifically but also the ones where he’s getting made fun of in his first day at school in Batman and Robin 2 (I think). Everyone calling him broke, Short, Judging his outfit, His notebook, His accent and his mother. They made me tear up, Unfortunately.
@Bruiseddholic As an Asexual guy, A whole lot of nothing. But masturbation to me is kind of a chore, So I just use a vibrator to get it done and over with so I can get on with my day and not have to worry about it for like another month or more. It’s just boring routine maintenance to me idk 👍
@fuckNetease@JujoTakesLs Lmao having to copy-paste the same question to an AI to back you up bc no one else is going to. AI is literally an echo chamber that regurgitates what you wanna hear, Man. But sure, You can rely on it if you want. Logan’s lived a long time. He’s fucked at LEAST one dude
@uraxvty They for real gave me momokendo vs tokoshoji
It’s just a bunch of bullshit one after another like oml? Both so garbage from my perspective I had to remove them from the playing field.
@vneckdynamight Not an oomf but I am an American and I can only hope. 2026 has been terrible so far both personally and globally, So if it ends with him no longer breathing, It would really help.
@Maxytranshevik Not necessarily kissing specific but I recommend Jenny by Studio Killers. It’s a really popular song so…Likely you already know about it, But it’s a favorite of mine tbh
@krbkutie His nerves were fucking blasted and he was literally bleeding out, His open wounds getting full of dirt and debris. It pains me how the anime just like…Skipped over it lowkey. I wish it was talked about more
@ichigokrbk So glad I wasn’t the only one to have this thought. Is it a bad sign that my first immediate mental reaction was “Type of shit Bakugou posts after patrol”?
Lowkey might doodle it but idk
@JoeDaHand@seraphwhimz@raysh40@swrilswirlshine Depends on how you step on it, I suppose. If you step on one side, Shoots sideways. If you step on it with both feet, Might just burst open entirely. I was personally imagining stepping on one side at a time for the example but 🤷 I ‘dunno
@seraphwhimz@raysh40@swrilswirlshine Nah I’m with you on this, Piss would EASILY still be dribbling down onto the seat from her ass. Women only pee straight for two of the twenty seconds that they pee. The rest of the time it just looks like somebody poked a hole in a capri-sun and then started stepping on it.
@gulerwaves ᯣ_ᯣ …What? Okay, One- They’re TOYS. I hardly doubt they have a marriage system, Let alone sex organs so they can “sleep around”. Also she never so much as mentioned the bible. ALSO, Bo has always been strong and taken on a leading role. Especially when Woody & Buzz were gone.
@peta Human beings accidentally cut n’ nick themselves while shaving. I bet it’d be harder to shave a heavy, Fluffy creature while it keeps moving around occasionally. However if a shearer regularly rips off tails and ears, They just really suck at their job n’ need a new line of work.
@aghostreally Because the other options are holding him under the arm and palming his bat-titties, Or having Batma literally ride him. Trust this is literally the least gay option