notGreg

I'm probably sleeping

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[niamh @battymoth]

why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports

[notGreg @_gregalx]

right, who can I confess my love to

[notGreg @_gregalx]

2023 getting wilder

[FXHedge @Fxhedgers]

LAS VEGAS POLICE SEARCH HOME IN CONNECTION TO TUPAC SHAKUR MURDER: CBS

[notGreg @_gregalx]

I just want sims 2 remastered. Is that too much to ask for?

[notGreg @_gregalx]

work sleep repeat

[dia @diajvns]

“what's your coping mechanism?” sleep

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Vinnie. He just got a new splish splash pad and literally can't contain his excitement. Thinks this is going to be the best summer ever. 13/10

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Never deleting this app.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Wholesale Gas has crashed to a new low. Just 149p per therm compared to 702p in August.

Ofgem say they’ll cut bills in April. What use is that to people who deserve a cut in bills now?

Cut bills now.

[Josie Duncan! @JosieDuncanSong]

Too groovy to be blue this Monday

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"We asked 100 people to name something a homeless person might do.
You said work in business.."

[notGreg @_gregalx]

everyday I get a ‘recent tweet from Elon Musk’ in my notifications. everyday I tap on not interested. What must I do to get rid of him

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night.

I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.