Greg Kennedy

Funny Sometimes

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? #standupcomedy #standup #comedy

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

*people dying horrifically*

The internet:
Pfttttttttt 🤣

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Did y’all know a foot long and a bag of chips at @SUBWAY costs 17 dollars now? First Jared and now this? Smh.

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

“All I know how to do is put in the work”

Me working 15 hours a week.

[John MakeDaWalterStockwell @stocklettt]

it's not the cumming that matters, it's the boners we got along the way

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

I can’t believe Joe Pesci agreed to do not 1, but 2 home alone movies. I’m glad he did, I just really can’t believe it.

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Only brave men eat spaghetti in a white tee shirt.

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Can’t wait to start seeing these AI pics on tinder profiles - as if it’s not already hard enough telling what people look like on there.

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Let’s bring back saying “shiver me timbers”

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Guys love to leave filled cups on the ground for people to knock over.

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Moving is one of the least chill things about life. We gotta find a new way to do this. #moving

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Fake indeed jobs:

“Hey Greg! We saw your experience at WALMART, and think you would be a great fit for the BIOLOGIST role for our company! Apply here today!”

#indeed #jobhunt

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Back at home, on tinder, looking for my old high school teachers.

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

I like the idea of being a famous YouTuber, but I really don’t want to start boxing people.

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

You’re talking to the choir right now 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Love a man in his 30's with song lyrics for their IG name. #brave

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Turn down for whom?

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Damn. Starbucks has Christmas music playing already 👀

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

@cychill My. Freaking. Man.

[Greg Kennedy @_gregkennedy]

Go to work. Post a video that bombs online. Apply for jobs because I hate my job. Fall asleep on the couch. Wake up. Repeat.

My life is like a god damn movie.