GretaTheGreat

Writer, trying her best. Gamer, plant mom, weirdo. Random book reviews and pictures of alien cats

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The best part of having a cat is hearing your husband say, “don’t bite me” then, “fuck” a couple seconds later.

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Sounds so good!

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She must do this impossible; get pregnant without the help of a man. On her quest, she’ll encounter dangerous sorcerers, castles stuck in time, and the long haired, laughing god(?) of death, but can she save Rose Hill in this sexy, queer fairy tale? #SFFpit #a #fa #fr #own #lgbt

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@GretaHayer Ahh love the mood board! Give new sexy villains 🖤🖤🖤

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Swan Lake from the evil wizard’s perspective, ROTHBART is dark, obsessive, and deliciously sexy. The characters are cruel, the romance unhealthy, and every choice is a bad decision you can’t look away from.
#PitDark #dr #fa #a #df

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Yes I want this very much!!!

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Told as a confession for his crimes, ROTHBART is a twisted version of Swan Lake from the evil wizard’s perspective. Full of unhealthy romance, dark desires, and dangerous obsession, this book is for anyone who’s ever fallen for the villain 🖤🦢🖤
#PitDark #dr #a #fa #df

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@GretaHayer Don’t forget “do I want her or do I want to eat her?” romance !

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She wants to kill dragons. They want to eat her. When a dragon is murdered at her shifting, sentient castle-school, Cecile is the prime suspect—even though her friendships (and more?!) are changing her prejudices. Romance, found family, stabbing & a fancy ball

#PitMad #ya #f

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@GretaHayer Great comps!!

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ACOTAR ❌ The Unspoken Name

Fleurine must break the curse of Rose Hill. With the help of her ex & the laughing, long haired god(?) of death, she’ll travel across horrifying lands & dangerous kingdoms, learning about love & it’s shadow, sacrifice

#PitDark #dr #r #a #f #lf #LGBT

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@GretaHayer Get it, babe 💖

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Fleurine must kill a dragon & eat its heart in order to break the curse of Rose Hill. Her quest will take her through lands of horror, castles of beauty & places where both fear and desire meet.

THE TALE OF TALES is a sexy, dark & dreamy fairy tale

#PitDark #DR #FA #LF

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Curses, palaces, queer fruit-wives & bloodsucking wizards. Fleurine must face her darkest fears & deepest desires as she travels with her ex & the laughing god(?) of death. THE TALE OF TALES is a quest story based on fairy tales you’ve never heard of. #PitMad #f #a #lgbt #fta #r

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ACOTAR❌The Unspoken Name

Fleurine’s quest to end the curse take her through palaces and nightmarish ruins. Traveling with her ex and a god(?) of death, she struggles with her destiny and desires, as well as how to navigate the most twisted forms of love #PitMad #f #fta #lgbt #a

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My husband’s heading back to nola tomorrow to assess, check on our house, and help out our friends. Please let me know if you need anything from out of town and I’ll send it with him!

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Hi! I’m Greta and I write secondary world fantasy and occasionally literary spec with romance, politics, and almost always dragons. #amquerying a dark fairy tale-ish story with blood drinking wizards, queer girls born out of fruit, and a sexy, long-haired personification of Death

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Farewell to my oldest friend

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New story just dropped from @ASIMtweets !! So excited about this one! Read if you like virtual reality, corporate nonsense, and hiding your love 💖

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If you’re pitching, drop a comment for a retweet! I love seeing the sff community and what y’all are getting up to :) (also maybe retweet me? If you like my idea?? 🥺)

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Fleurine goes on a quest to break her husband’s curse, traveling through strange lands, magical castles, and sprawling palaces with her “nice guy” ex and the charming and enigmatic Lord of Dreams and Nightmares. Fairy tale vibes, queer romance, and creepy jesters #SFFpit #LGBT #f

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In her quest to break the curse of Rose Hill, Fleurine tries to fuck the following:
Her gay husband (she’s a beard)
Sorceress born from fruit
Soldier “nice guy”
The Lord of Sweetness and Sorrow
The long haired, laughing god(?) of death
Cute bard girl
#PitMad #f #LGBT #a #fta #r

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#PitMad Fleurine marries the Lord of Rose Hill but doesn’t expect his curse. She sets off on a quest to break it, along with her ex & the laughing god(?) of death, through strange magic and impossible tasks, where she must learn the power of love & sacrifice #f #a #LGBT #fta #r