Bonk & Jerk

this is twitter.
we are all permanent residents.
Once upon a when, or some shit.
Go tf outside.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

@adamjasonp I don't have a computer. Every laptop/desktop I've had gets these "Blue screen of death" within 3-4 months of use. I can't afford to keep replacing them, lol
I can't afford a lot of things.

C'est la vie, I guess😭🤣😊

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

So, if I'm lonely af but noone can really stand being around me more than a few moments at a time...... what am I supposed to do, eh?
Start a podcast or some shit?

I mean, genuine question and all..
What do the outliers do for conversation anyway?

Im at a loss.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

I talk to my cats but you know, they can't really stand me either. They hang for as long as they can but my constant yammering just makes them wander off, until bribed with treats & meats on special little charcuterie boards prepared for them specifically..
And they still fk off

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

@DebsValidation Where would I find "friends"?

That shit is like the philosophers stone to me at this point, Lol!

I keep reading about such creatures, but, have not experienced anything like it since childhood.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

@timcguinness @Dylanszn01 Yes, obviously...

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

@adamjasonp What's left? Barren wasteland & me, staring at it all like wtf even happened?!
So, yeah, idek how to have fun at this point

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

@adamjasonp Man, I couldn't even tell you.
I don't even remember how to..
The silly shit I do is always to counterbalance the negativity and bullshit I deal with. And, unfortunately, that well ran dry putting out fires that didn't actually exist.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

Mondays are for drinking heavily, contemplating life the universe and everything and reminding myself that I aint matter in anyway anywhere yet I still persist, every day, in every way..
And I really need to know why.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

If there were a single "rare" thing about me, it'd be a target on my back now wouldn't it...
Always has been, why stop now

[Personalityos @mypersonalityos]

What's Your Personality Type?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

There are millions of people quietly grieving the lives they thought they would have while doing everything they can just to survive the lives they do.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

@JIMMYEDGAR I am aging much faster than other people & no one has noticed nor gives a single shit.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

dance with me.. no explanation, no need for a special occasion.
Just break loose and dance with me a little sometimes..

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

Multibean steak chili dogs on hoagie rolls, with cheeses..

....and, beer.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

The modern workplace has become a psychological experiment in how much ridiculous nonsense and mistreatment humans will tolerate for money.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

@Dylanszn01 I never once glorified my own exploitation- it is not, nor ever was, a flex. It is a confession of the way shit works here. It is honesty in the face of bullshit.. I'm not proud of my "grit and grind"- it is literally all I have left.
This economy, capitalism- ate the rest of me.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

Next time - reply with "well, I don't think you're human.. We are at an impasse."
Turn on your heel and walk away. If she protests, repeat the sentiment then say "Nonhuman, I do not consent. Take your schemes elsewhere." Do some abracadabra hands, smile and walk away.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

I have a shirt that says "autistic af." I was wearing it at the dog park and a woman asked what it meant. I said, "it means I'm autistic as fuck." To which she replied, "well I don't think you're autistic."

I have interacted with this person twice. She knows nothing about me. Not my history of meltdowns, social difficulties, confusion, isolation. Fucking nothing.

I said, "well, I am. I'm diagnosed."

Mostly I'm upset that I felt I owed this rando an explanation for who I am.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

This 👇

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

@lyndamartin147 I fully agree with you….. asking for a performance review on a checkout process where the customer did 100% of the labor is peak corporate detachment.

[Bonk & Jerk @abnormable]

Sundays are for drinking heavily while contemplating life, the universe and everything.....and, pot, of course pot cuz pot. 'nuff said..