Ben Miller

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[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

Happy Monday! https://t.co/N7274T3c5j

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

Something beneath me is shaking all of DFW right now. I’m 90% sure the Balrog is coming...

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

@SimonMiIIer Never.

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

Woke up early during my UP trip because the moon was so bright (and my back was aching) and caught this sight from the beach. Reminded me that life’s inconveniences aren’t worth the stress they cause. Stay cool and… https://t.co/MINLKetpMo

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

These debates are proof of the degradation of American politics. They are more like a high school shouting match than intelligent debate.

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

That time is snowed in the desert in October. #tbt #coldweather #ntc @ Fort Irwin National… https://t.co/ayYtfG7Nkq

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

#IfIWonPowerball I'd buy every combination of numbers for the next few weeks just to feel like a winner again.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

If someone ever finds me, I'll have so many stories to tell.

Like that time I stared at the ocean for 20 years.

OK, I only have one story.

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

"Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own… https://t.co/G9CkLU10eH

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

current status: in a sarlacc pit
but emotionally

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

Saturday brunch #tequilasunrise #dilettantesociety @ Fort Irwin, California https://t.co/UU09HPi3ix

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

So today I found out I'll be moving to take over an infantry platoon next month. That's pretty neat, I guess. #essayons #AWholeNewWorld

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

Company run #58thcec #sunrise #army #ntc ‍‌‌‌‌‍‍‌‍‌
Photo cred: Tom @ Fort Irwin, California https://t.co/EuzIyGqOVL

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

Do you know what day it is? https://t.co/mVNWnzmSwW

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

"In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks." --John Muir #yosemite #halfdome… https://t.co/SgZEfkY0Dh

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

The #DowntonAbbey finalewas more than I could've asked for. I cried multiple times and laughed hysterically. It's a shame it's over.

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

Pants off before the flag comes down. #offearly #thatmeansbefore1700 #1700is5pm

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

just to clarify: it is not a blankie
it is an heirloom piece of darth vader's cape and i don't technically NEED it to fall asleep

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

Sometimes you just have to be #Batman for #breakfast. #imbatman @ Fort Irwin, California https://t.co/u0sumWjHHt

[Ben Miller @_grumpy_ben]

Becoming an uncle for the third time isn't going to be nearly as exciting as before. At least this time it's a niece; that'll be different.