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[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[peyton @tinypeytz]

I wish Rob Ford was alive to see that ting in his office

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Watching my boys struggle on 18 birdies

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Me after l ice out my $400
Swatch AP with moissanite

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

Bron to Bronny lob in the playoffs only lob MJ threw his son was Larsa Pippen

[𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖎𝖑𝖘 @TheConnorPils]

That’s a foul ref

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

I personally owe Kim Kardashian a huge apology 😭

Keep taking care of Unc

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

[Tariq Woolen @_Tariqwoolen]

@NFL @Seahawks no more taunting penalties

[Joel Moran @joelvmoran]

The story of Sam Darnold is inspiring

- Jets traded him
- Panthers let him walk
- 49ers had him as a backup
- Vikings won 14 games & weren’t sold

Now he’s one win away from being a Super Bowl champion.

Sometimes all you need is someone to believe in you. Seahawks did.

[ᴅᴏxx ⚡️ @new_era72]

BELT #FTTB

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

The 2009 NBA playoff promo

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

2 Double OT
SGA 55 ball
Aaron Gordon 50 ball on 10 3s
Curry goes nuclear
Giannis has 37 points in 27 minutes
VJ 34 Point rookie debut
Ant 41 point game
Luka 43 ball
Segun 39/11/7 game
Wemby GOAT game
FBI investigation

[Terry Rozier @T_Rozzay3]

I bet..

[Rachel A DeMita @RADeMita]

anyone else still processing this sequence? 🤯

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

This type of Saturday

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

W

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

What’s the fastest lap at Monza? @AskPerplexity