Guinan

Interdimensional being, bartender, amateur counselor

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@Geordi_LaForge_ Up for some racquetball later?

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It's just me and @spotthecat in Ten Forward. I think he's tired of @_Data's feline supplements.

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@ChrisTheJeweler Pretty quiet right now. Only a few late night visitors in Ten Forward. I think Barclay is working on a new Holodeck program

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Listening to @_Data telling jokes. I must say, he's really improving. That last one actually made me chuckle!

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@captain_erika I tend bar and I listen. I'm pretty good at both, but I like to think I'm better at listening.

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@captain_erika I'm Guinan of the USS Enterprise 1701-D. But I've been around a while.

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@captain_erika Please, do me a favor and don't mention Nausicaans around @JeanLuc_Picard. It gives him chest pains.

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@JeanLuc_Picard I haven't read the Complete Works in about 100 years, so I figured I was overdue.

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I've also been practicing my sharp shooting. @LtWorf wants a rematch.

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It helps if you want to have a discussion with @JeanLuc_Picard.

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Yes, I'm still here. I've been spending my time relaxing on the holodeck catching up on my Shakespeare.

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@Zefram_Cochrane Well, most of our alcohol now is synthahol...but I do have a stash of old fashioned whiskey under the counter ;-)

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Celebrating the passing of the bill to accept El-Aurian refugees into the Federation. Drinks on the house tonight!

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@Jaresh_Inyo Thank you Mr. President. Your efforts are much appreciated. I am glad there will finally be a home for my people.

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Is it just me or is my hat getting wider? This bears further investigation...

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@QWho_ Not all humans are like that, Q. You just refuse to see the good in them, even when it's staring you in the face.

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@QWho_ You wish.

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@Jean_Pierce I wouldn't worry about that. He's got plenty of time.

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@Tulka I always try to make time to jump on the bed. It's one of life's most gratifying simple pleasures.

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@Jean_Pierce Yes I have. Always nice to converse with another El-Aurian.