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Omnipotent being, full time pest

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@SaarduLady It is obvious you are a rare human that recognizes superiority when you see it. Do not lose that quality, it may be all you have

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@Diablo_Cristo I would never do anything for a loved one because I don't have such silly feelings. The only one you should love is yourself.

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Seriously, do you really have to set aside a day to show someone how much you "love" them? How quaint. You're all so easily led.

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You ridiculous humans and your "love."

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Why do you humans celebrate an arbitrary date on a made up calendar? Incredible, the lengths of your ridiculousness.

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What do you buy for a captain who has everything? I know! A sense of humor!

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I think I'll go pay my old friend @captain_picard a visit and spread a little Christmas cheer.

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Merry Christmas, or whatever it you stupid humans are celebrating this time.

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@joaovsantos I know.

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Twitter is hardly becoming for a superior being such as myself. I must admit though, it's a fine showcase of human stupidity.

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@JeanLuc_Picard Oh Jean Luc I always knew you had a soft spot for me. And I'm not talking about that giant soft spot on top of your head.

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@DrMcCoy So are you.

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@DrMcCoy I'm deeply offended that I was not nominated. How could they not nominate me?

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@_SevenofNine_ To employ a popular human phrase: No shit.

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Some things never change. Americans still think they're the center of the universe. Nothing could be further from the truth.

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Who leaves their state unattended to go frolic in Argentina with their concubine? Humans are a cosmic train wreck...I can't look away.

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You know that whole business about Klingons not having head ridges? No comment...

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@MU_Briana_Storm Glad I'm not the only one who thinks I'm insightful.

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@numanuma321 Such primitive language skills...your species truly is doomed.

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@JohnMazza Obviously.