Girlissues

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A tragedy:
When your hair-wash cycle doesn’t coordinate with an event & you overestimate the amount of time which you hair can last without being washed

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Pads and tampons cost an arm and a leg sometimes but I’ve never come across a single woman who wasn’t willing to give me one or even three when I need it

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Boys: Periods can’t be that bad
Me:

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*wears a dress*
Them: oooo who are you all dressed up for?
Me: I was too lazy to match two pieces of clothing so here I am

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Me enduring period cramps in public:
This is fine.

Me enduring period cramps in my room: *Somersaulting backwards while maintaining the fetal position and letting out wails of agony*

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“I’m probably just eating so much because im about to get my period” I say, every day if the month, 365 days a year.

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Period: Are you having a good day?
Me: Yeah
Period: Let me turn it around for you 😉

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When you’re wearing a romper and have to go to the bathroom in a public bathroom and just sit there like 😳

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Nobody:
Me putting on jeans with rips in them:

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Me after shaving my legs

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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Sure

Teacher: Why are you taking your bag?

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When you get a dollar out of your purse and a pad come out too

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Got my period

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Everyone: Sit like a lady
Me:

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@EmmaScarbrough5 🤣❤️

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People who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse

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People who actually go to work and school with cramps, they can be in a lot of pain but still act normal throughout the day. Superheros

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Periods mess up your digestion, your mood, give you physical and emotional pain, disrupt your sleeping and eating cycles, make you breakout but you get an ignorant teenage boy going “bUt HaVe YoU eVeR bEeN kIcKeD iN tHe BaLls”

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour, like you made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

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Do you know what I hate most about being a girl? Buying bras. It feels like you need a mathematical level of genius to work out your size and then, when you do, not all bras were created equal and it’s just trial and error anyway