Sarah Gutierrez

chillin since 97 • aka gutz (gootz)

[D. A. Powell @Powell_DA]

What if we all took the week off and just screamed.

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Sarah Gutierrez @_gutzz_]

Meteorologists are nothing but sorcerers. Change my mind

[Sarah Gutierrez @_gutzz_]

Me & @hankglo

[ashtrayolsen @ashtrayolsen]

my girls came out of hiding 😍

[Sarah Gutierrez @_gutzz_]

“If you’re like living you’re good.. there’s like nothing to worry about.”
-Bernal

[Dae ✨ ⚢ @Artbaesel]

Gentle reminder.

[99% Loaded @djkunz99]

Pressing play and full screen on 123movies requires help from God.

[Mrs. 🍯 @TheQueenTee_]

Can’t believe I went to a high school where having a #1 show choir was our biggest flex

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Truly no one prepares you for how much of life is just dealing with situations

[Phx @PhoenixDMalone]

Canceling a gym membership is like tryna get out of the cartel

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

"i dOn'T LiKe suBTitlEs" if you can't read fast baby just say that

[Sarah Gutierrez @_gutzz_]

Sometimes that school work avoidance/ procrastination really be having you cleaning everything in your house

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos

[King Randall, I. @NewEmergingKing]

How is finding 39 missing children in a double wide trailer here in Georgia NOT the biggest news story in America?

[noel @noelcantlose]

just witnessed a hate crime,
i hope he okay