Al

just chillin

[Al @_hahn_4]

GET YOUR BEER CANS OFF OUR BEACHES. It's really not that hard 2 clean up after yourself!!!!!!!!!!

[Al @_hahn_4]

being vegan/vegetarian is only boring or hard if you aren’t creative and don’t know how to cook, thanks for coming to my ted talk

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Rihanna: "You have 1 job today and that is to properly register to vote."

[Al @_hahn_4]

@sarahjhart I got my own travel collection

[Paige Alena @itspaigealena]

me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

[Al @_hahn_4]

@supshel Move to Fl, we have this cool thing here called the sun

[Kat Armas @kat_armas]

Hey remember in Matthew 5 when Jesus says that if a man touches a woman inappropriately or even looks at a woman inappropriately he should chop his hands off and gouge his eyeballs out?

Imagine if that were one of the passages people took literally.

[Al @_hahn_4]

Fuck felony disenfranchisement am I right!!!

[Al @_hahn_4]

sometimes I get sad, and then I remember that hoptinger has Wisconsin fried cheese curds and that’s all I need in my life 💙

[Al @_hahn_4]

I read this on my way to buy food, I feel attacked

[Al @_hahn_4]

There are only two types of people in the world: those who like candy corn, and those who don’t

[Al @_hahn_4]

5 button pants are a drunk girls arch nemesis

[Al @_hahn_4]

One of the biggest injustices in life is that you put blood, sweat, and tears into distance running in an effort to better yourself psychically and mentally, and that motherfucker turns around and gives u diarreah every time

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I think we should acknowledge Voldemort was killed by a baby and then came back without a nose and people just let him be in charge instead of making him admit he lost to a baby at Got Your Nose and that’s not a leadership quality.

[Al @_hahn_4]

@sydney13dug Hi i love u!!!!!

[Megan McWhorter @megan_brooks180]

Adulting is soup and I am a fork