hails 💘

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

PLEASEEEE date a man who believes in romance and a provider mindset. Like holding doors open for you, buying you flowers, writing you love letters, courting you, treating you gently, planning surprises for you, and honouring your heart in every way he can... YOU DESERVE ALL THAT

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

No celebrity outrage.
No kneeling politicians.
No gold casket.
No statues in her honor.

Only silence.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I wouldn’t have went through half of the stuff I went through if I just said no and had boundaries

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

"Congratulations, you passed!"
"Congratulations, you're hired!"
"Congratulations, you're approved!"
"Congratulations, you're accepted!"
"Congratulations, you're promoted!"
All in December.
Claim it!!

[FOOL NELSON @FOOL_NELSON]

Netflix right now

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

"No one wants to work anymore."

the jobs:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

this is how i tell stories

[☔ @Whotfismick]

stop calling your busy friends fake we aren’t 16 anymore people have responsibilities

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me saturday and sunday :

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Emergency alert 🚨

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Bestie how are you paying for this

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Please please please let this catch on like wildfire

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

my parents at 30: whew, we weren't expecting to have a third kid and a new car this year, but I think we can swing it

me at 30: I was not expecting to have to replace an extra lightbulb in my home this year and now financial ruin is upon me

[Crumbl @crumbl]

rt for Milk Chocolate Chip, like for Classic Pink Sugar

[Tamara @Hi_Clarissa]

I’m too old to be leaving out the house at 11pm 😭….. that’s what time I’m tryna go home