Haley

beauty fades, dumb is forever

[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Do you wanna come over and read Hunter Biden's tweets to me?

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[nay ♡ so in love @onlytheNay]

what is the carolina hurricanes' plan to get wag jackets for seth jarvis' friends

[ciel @xzcielz]

et tu, fine shyt ?

[36 Year Old With Pacifier @tom_on_here]

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

please don't ever speak to me about math. i've moved on

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ohhhh so now I’m the bad guy. Just for being a huge bitch

[laszlo¹² @lambszlo]

girl who's going to be ok

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

You’re right, I should “save money.” For my “future.” You sound insane right now

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i am at my thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

going to sleep... kamala better be president when i wake up tomorrow

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I know people are saying not to spread conspiracy theories right now, but I would like to read them.

[Hickwoman @ellagoinggray]

It was a queer, bratty summer, the summer they shot off Trump’s ear, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.