Haley ⭐️

[lost everything betting on the sushi race @unclehaver]

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn

[m🎀 @cheesecakeo_16]

Being a woman is hard You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet

[ianoffthetable @offthetablestan]

this album could’ve debuted the lowest debut ever and it still wouldn’t affect my listening experience ,i waited 4 years for this and i’m not letting any chart obsessed freaks ruin it!!☀️

[Haley ⭐️ @_haleyoneal]

@kirazyrell @MissSassbox Honey I am in teaaars 😭🤣

[Haley ⭐️ @_haleyoneal]

@AmongstaQueen @thetiarawillis Literally this.

[Haley ⭐️ @_haleyoneal]

We haven’t known real chemistry since Fitz & Olivia.

[Voldemort @ib_2cute]

It’s cold America

[folake aina @f0lake]

F2F got me doing disney knees oh she ate that bad

[bimbo.astro @starlitebimbo]

You’re an astrologer
No I get high on pattern recognition

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

Them platform Uggs eat. Let’s argue.

[Haley ⭐️ @_haleyoneal]

@1800weed Gemini, Sagittarius, Leo

[JP @yooJP_]

straight men say anything to avoid saying “happy birthday” to each other.. “happy g day” “congrats on another lap” TELL THAT MAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND YOU LOVE HIM

[knife wife ❤️‍🔥 @MiaOnSunday]

I will not be accepting any hate towards the corn kid when mason ramsey yodeling in walmart got him booked at coachella

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

no one:

me on FaceTime: 🦳🦱🦰

[CA. & Astro consultant Arun Thareja, @tharejaarun]

Astrology: Wisdom of 8th house /Scorpio

[Haley ⭐️ @_haleyoneal]

@accessgranteddd No. 🥹

[𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞👩🏻‍💻 @ReallyHotBitch]

good pussy will have a guy laid up watching sex and the city saying “i hate big🙄”

[Durgadas Allon Duriel, LCSW @DurgadasADuriel]

If you don’t have anything planned for this full moon, you can always howl