Haley ❁

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you want to Come over and my Dog can bark at you for 15 minutes

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Date idea: I drink three espresso martinis and then you try to catch me

[Haley ❁ @_haleyporter]

@MalikRutherford I wanted to run down to the field so bad and give you a hug. thank you for playing your heart out🫶🏻

[Buddy @EdGeinFan2]

the worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

new type of guy

[luci @lucirules]

i always need to pee but it's just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. something happens every day

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

so excited to have a hotdog today i’m literally shaking

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

some nights i stay up hella late just farting

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

she’s so cunty

[Naevis -77.82X-78.29 @naevisualizer]

I JUST REALIZED THIS YEAR’S CHRISTMAS WILL BE 25/25/25

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room who knows where I’ll go next