Mackenzie Young

todo va a estar bien

[Mackenzie Young @_halfblackmack]

-michael scott

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

bro how tf do you block team snapchat

[Von @iamvontay]

I want next year to be the happiest year of my life.

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Outside Travis Scott’s Houston house.

[Chris Powers @fortworthchris]

My dad was a lawyer until he was 37.

At 37 he came home and said I’m going to be a doctor

He resigned and went back to get undergrad prerequisites, then applied for med school at 38. Didn’t become a doctor until 46.

As I approach 37 I realize how crazy that story actually is

[Mackenzie Young @_halfblackmack]

@MalachiCurtis wap

[Mackenzie Young @_halfblackmack]

my reply to everything these days is “if u broke just say that”

[˚₊‧ maarte ‧₊˚ @maartemayumi]

how u believe in your ex but not the vaccine

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

i am doing the opposite of a cleanse. i am doing the clog

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

They painted BLM instead of defunding the police, clapped for essential workers instead of raising the wage, and made Juneteeth a holiday instead of making sure Black folks can vote. Always a symbolic victory instead of a material change.

[Mackenzie Young @_halfblackmack]

@HaileyCanipe i just ordered some nikes (after ruining another pair) and sunglasses (after losing my third pair of expensive glasses)...we shall see 🤞🏽

[Mackenzie Young @_halfblackmack]

@yeehawjustin it for sure is a cult...i didn’t truly know what I was signing up for @MalachiCurtis

[Big BR ᥫ᭡ @BabyRayy__]

I don’t think people are concerned enough about why parrots can talk??

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

New talent in Nashville! #TitansDraft

@IamCalebFarley 🔒

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

It starts when you straighten a baby girl’s hair for special occasions. Now we associate straight with special and elegant.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Discussing politics with family like

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

people: good job

me: here are 3,405 reasons why i didn’t think it was a good job

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Tucker Carlson said Joe and Jill Biden's marriage is "as real as climate change." Because it's been around since the Carter administration, and it's only getting hotter?

[Mackenzie Young @_halfblackmack]

@MalachiCurtis don’t even act like that’s not everyday for you and jus

[(dr-ix) @its_dryx]

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