Chris

I am that I am | Energy Engineer | ❤️

[Chris @_halfmortal]

The last time I thought about Haiti was "they are eating your cats, they're eating your pets"
Promptly forgot Haiti after that

[Ermias 🇪🇹☀️ @RasHabeshaa]

Why do Africans / Blacks hate Haiti 🇭🇹 ? Is it because they freed themselves from slavery while other groups were weak minded and subservient?

[Chris @_halfmortal]

Next big money I'm definitely getting an EV

[SuperSanusi @supersanusi]

Like I've said before, people will be shocked by how fast Evs are adopted in Nigeria.

It's very well suited to our culture of "innovating" around structural problems. (E.g boreholes, generators, etc)

[kai is flopping🥯౨ৎ @lanasbIackswan]

her transformation is insane. 4 months difference

[Chris @_halfmortal]

That's why he will never smell such amount. He lost the race before he even woke up

[emaxee. @emaxee_]

$1M, only business is frozen food store in Ikorodu.

[Chris @_halfmortal]

Mbappe is not one making team selection and lineup. Thr coach is right there.

What's this new trend of attacking Mbappe for everything?

[E @Ellis_]

France would be so much better if Mbappé just accepted the fact that he’ll never be an elite 9 and got his ass on the left wing.

[Chris @_halfmortal]

Kounde looks too heavy to be an RB

[Chris @_halfmortal]

@Official_Oreva Just pointing out facts

[Chris @_halfmortal]

Matheus Fernandes has also been relegated twice in two seasons if we are judging by that metric

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

Summerville for 50m… relegated twice in 3seasons

50 appearances with 6goals and 3 assists!!

Who are the uselesss people in manutd that want him????

[Chris @_halfmortal]

@indykaila Arteta is an enabler

[Chris @_halfmortal]

South Africa excluded. They're shite . Xenophobic bathong wena

[MC @CrewsMat10]

We now live in a world where there’s little to separate European and African nations in terms of quality.

I never thought it would happen this soon.

[Chris @_halfmortal]

@kehfoly An arthritic Griezmann behind Mbappe or Dembele is way better than Dembele behind Mbappe

[Chris @_halfmortal]

I think people underrates what Griezmann brings to the french team

[Chris @_halfmortal]

We all know why France attack is not clicking but no one wants to say it

[Chris @_halfmortal]

Performative bullshit

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Saudi Arabia's flag was not placed on the pitch before the game vs Uruguay.

Unlike most national flags, the Saudi flag must remain raised at all times because it contains the Islamic declaration of faith (the Shahada), one of the most sacred phrases in Islam.

The flag must not touch the ground or water out of respect for its religious significance.

[Chris @_halfmortal]

The government has favored him and his family or how did they say it

[Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬 @ogundamisi]

Ondo Monarch Kidnapped, Wife Shot in Terrorist Attack.

Oba Adeniyi Adelana, the 60 year old King of Odo Oriya in Owo Local Government Area of Ondo State, South West Nigeria, has reportedly been kidnapped by terrorists. His wife was shot during the attack.

[Chris @_halfmortal]

Hydrogen bomb Vs coughing baby

[+234 @aderemilekun_]

I want to ask a very stupid question, if one million people march into that bush in Oyo. Do you think it would be impossible to disarm those bandits? 🤔

[Chris @_halfmortal]

Yea 😂

[Chris @_halfmortal]

There’s some sickness you hear you just know the person won’t make it.

Imagine having mysophobia in port harcourt. Immediately you open your gate na straight death. Port harcourt people wey like dirty

[Chris @_halfmortal]

Jay Z think this is time travel. This is 2026. The billionaire gimmick is not gonna fly. Rap modafucka

[Chris @_halfmortal]

This is not 2004. Drake will blow the new Afro off Jay Z skull soon

[Alexis 💜 @g0atalexis]

I know Drake may think he wants to respond to Jay Z but I don’t think he’ll recover if he does 😂