han

a saint, a sinner, a train wreck

[han @_hanclark16]

#JeepGirl #RedBoots #BigCountry #KoontzLakeorDie #Mules

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Fish waking up in the Chicago River on St Patrick’s Day

[han @_hanclark16]

I re-watch jersey shore and I’m suddenly back in my living room as a 12 year-old ordering Snooki’s zebra sneaker slippers and anything neon pink

[han @_hanclark16]

@_Christine_Lyn This is my swamp (water)

[han @_hanclark16]

you know I’d walk for miles for that smile not to end & that’s why I walk down memory lane because it’s the only place that you haven’t left

[han @_hanclark16]

Shaun white hoodies and denim :-(

[Insider @thisisinsider]

🏂 Three-time snowboarding gold medalist @shaunwhite has announced that the #Beijing2022 Games will be his last competition.

In an interview with @thisisinsider, he reflected on his legendary career as it comes to a close. 👇

https://t.co/ooPfTCmLFo

[han @_hanclark16]

@kenzie_sallee Hell yes 🤩🤩🤩

[han @_hanclark16]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you can’t preach body inclusivity for your store/boutique and only carry sizes small, medium, & large.

[han @_hanclark16]

I tried a new recipe last night and bill would not stop telling me how amazing it was and what an awesome job I did

It was literally ramen noodles

[han @_hanclark16]

Lorelai Gilmore is the worst character on Gilmore Girls and you cannot convince me otherwise

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I feel like there is dog hair on every single thing in the world

[han @_hanclark16]

My most toxic trait is looking up the ending to every show or movie I watch

[han @_hanclark16]

I think the hardest part about grief is watching everyone else move on with their lives and you just feel stuck

[han @_hanclark16]

The Busch “Apple” of my eye 🍎🎄 @BuschBeer

[han @_hanclark16]

I do not understand the whole “I’m gonna videotape myself when I’m crying” thing. That’s just very strange to me.

Cry in the shower like the rest of us.

[han @_hanclark16]

Right now it don’t make sense and I can’t make it all make sense

[han @_hanclark16]

it’s just not getting easier

[han @_hanclark16]

you’ll just be driving down the road and it hits you all over again and knocks the wind out of your lungs just like it did the first time

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

"You can listen to Christmas music
as early as you want." - Jesus.
(The Message, probably.)

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

So thankful I was never a teenager with social media. I got to make my adolescent missteps as a 13yo without the fear that 10 or 20 years later a mob of self-righteous hyenas would try to tie them to my neck forever as if they never made mistakes, too.

[han @_hanclark16]

I hate when people are named Joy and then they grow up to suck