Jimbo

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

Just watched a guy with a gulf of America shirt walk into a Mexican restaurant whew lad these people are so fucking stupid

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

I’ll have two of them please

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

Season 1 Dylan trying to win the Refiner of the Quarter and the Waffle Party

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

Can’t help but appreciate the transparency here

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

NYT connections writer is horny as hell for this one

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

Eating at the scariest place I can think of (the Wisconsin Dells Burger King)

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

Had a male therapist for two sessions and he
1. Told me to “be careful” during my upcoming move to NE Minneapolis (he was being racist)
2. Suggested I join the military when I said I didn’t know what I should do for the rest of my life

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

Amy took me to the Hollister at MOA and it’s a shell of what it used to be. Lights are turned on, no wall of cologne when you walk in, no recorded loop of Huntington Beach. We used to be a proper country

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

This is MY Disney World

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

Man I can’t wait to enjoy this normal size beer with my extremely large hands

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

Damn target in Florida has the joots !

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

@ZacsonZacs Really on a roll today huh

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

No trick or treaters so far, can’t believe parents don’t want their kids to walk up to a house directly on University that looks like it should be condemned

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

Tried to use Siri to jot down my grocery list but she came up with a way sicker idea instead

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

@PatternOfStatic They do it’s called adderall

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

Can’t believe I got to see @_free2decide on keys tonight, unreal show!

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

We may lose this series but at least our coach doesn’t look like a used car salesman

[Jimbo @_handsomeguy1]

@PatternOfStatic Permission granted