hannah hooper

somehow I just ended up on Twitter In 2020 …

[manuel @manwelllb_]

how it feels being in your late 20’s

[💋 @ahsidas]

Being an adult is basically saying “after this week things should calm down” every single week.

[soldieryoncé 🐊 @soldieryonce]

When my manager makes a joke and tomorrow is payday

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

At my next job, I’m gonna pretend I have a kid so I can leave the office whenever I want like everyone else with kids

[erika🌹 @honeymoonaries]

tbh go ahead. don’t wear sunscreen, don’t get vaccinated, drink raw milk, practice a carnivore diet. i want to start being able to get concert tickets again

[Simon Ostler @SimonOstler]

This pan alone is worth 25 million views.

[gazzi @akif4rt]

Soft launching multiple vacation plans at my job so no one is surprised later

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

how I'm moving after 2 hard ciders

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

lol it only costs $6 to buy ur girl a marg at Chili’s

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

16 fucking years of One Direction!!! Blows my mind. Thank you for changing all our lives and the love and passion you all still show is unmatched! Tonight’s going to be a special show.

Spending the rest of the day listening to all the bangers and reminiscing! Thank you for all the memories.

And to my brother I Miss you every day but especially on days like today. I know we’d have been celebrating today together!

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

she’s a 10 but she still commemorates one direction’s anniversary every july 23rd

[McNasty @McNasty]

hantavirus son or lettuce diarrhea daughter

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The blood vessel in Lindsay Graham’s brain last night:

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[never better @wiremxther]

its so funny that everyone was waiting on confirmation that mitch mcconnell was dead and then lindsey graham comes out and dies out of nowhere like a WWE surprise entrance lmfaooooo

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Work: Gives PTO

Me: Uses PTO

Work:

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

To the producer who edited together the two scenes of Sincere calling Melanie and Sol “beloved”

[ً @iTalkShxtt]

ANIYA YOU DONT MISS KC EXPLORE CARL & BRING HIS ASS BACK TO THE VILLA
#LoveislandUSA