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[fairy potmother 🍄🌿 @_hannamsmith]

watering ur plants and walking around ur apt in peace with ur titties out while listening to sza is the level of adulthood that i appreciate

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Her role in iCarly will always be funny as hell. That episode when they broke into her house and saw that she was a Randy Jackson stan was random af. Me and my siblings was crying laughing that episode

[Cute @cutecorestar]

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[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[unofficial jade harley of musictwt ΘΔ @nepetism_]

smoking on that Squidward's Suicide

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I’m just thinking about 2000s grocery store cakes

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

First in my bloodline to read this sentence

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Saying im rubbing one out when scratching my eye

[A✰ @Avazoey_]

This!!!

[helen @helen]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

Therapy isn't enough I need WEED I need ORGASMS I need $$$

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"for you, i would" is such a gentle & sweet love language. like, no, maybe i wouldn't usually do this, but i would love to do it if it would make you happy.

[anna @fIeabcgs]

eight years ago anthony bourdain who experienced so much of this world chose to leave it and i can’t help but think of sylvia plath’s quote “wherever i sat, on the deck of a ship or at a street café in paris or bangkok, i would be sitting under the same glass bell jar”