Hant

Professional lurker. Here for the shenanigans.

[Hant @_Hantagonist_]

In all seriousness though, I wonder sometimes if all the stupid crap that hits Twitter right before GC is to keep us focused on others sins rather than our own so when we here correction from the pulpit we miss that it’s supposed to apply to us.

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Huh…interesting start to the email I got from the Church this evening. It’s like they know.

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We literally used the plates we bought from the Target dollar section last night

[Too Many Logans @TooManyLogans]

@RealPlantBrah I need ROI disclosures for the dollar items at target vs the skid steer.

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Cynicism is not the virtue you think it is*

*me to myself on the daily

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@SunsetRanchAZ Yeah I got back on to practice brevity, but it has yet to alter my real-time processing skills.

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3 Observations after 3-ish months back on X

1-This platform makes everyone autistic. Interacting with strangers in a communication vacuum missing body language, tone of voice & facial expression means everything is misunderstood all of the time.

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@TooManyLogans I’ll never be able to unsee it. The header image should have been a warning. We should have just sucked it up and paid to watch the 2013 Globe Theatre recording

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3-Everyone is doing a bit and assumes replies that don’t match their tone are playing the role of the “straight man” to their “comedic genius.” The result is stupid exchanges like this:

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2-This platform is also tough for people like me who process things verbally but can’t/don’t want to pay for premium. Trying to keep things concise (especially when short on time) often makes me sound way more neurotic and/or angry than I actually am in the moment

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This is the internet.

Of course we are 5.

[The Pithy Penguin @pithypingin]

@NoblestCalling all of this color corrdinated protest garbage... what are we 5??? 🤣

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@TooManyLogans Remembering that time you made eye contact with the super slow organist and they SLOWED DOWN

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@NoblestCalling For real though some of them really need it and the wording of the news release is *phenomenal*

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My face when I learn that the church added a metronome feature to the music section of gospel library to help accompanists “keep music at a joyful tempo”

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https://t.co/cuQDMo8fxW

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@TooManyLogans That is how I mean it…most of the time. Except for the weird AF movies. That one might not be a compliment 😉

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@MelchizedekShem @NoblestCalling Same tbh. But I still love a good parody, and this one was 10/10

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@SunsetRanchAZ I appreciate it. My mom took seminary/institute teaching classes back in the day, but it’s been 30-ish years so I could use an update

But also, if you’re musical and can play piano and your ward knows it, you’re doomed to always have accompanist callings. RIP your other talents

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@SunsetRanchAZ Feel free to share info with me in the DMs

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@SunsetRanchAZ I think this is an under-utilized feature in the gospel library app. But there are also other ways for wards to introduce these hymns that aren’t happening either.