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Not Your Financial Advisor ⚠️

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

Good morning, Champions!

The candle flickers, but the spirit shines brighter than any generator.

May every minutes of your day be filled with shining moments.

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

TI Blaze is the most underrated afrobeats artist of all time.

Perfect lyrics, effortless flow, unmatched rhythm and a style nobody else has.

Every song feels intentional. If you haven't been paying attention, you're missing one of the best to ever do it.

Take ya flowers 🌺

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

@TheDamiForeign YBz playing victim cards 😂

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

Religion miss road.

If the Quran and the Sunnah say nothing to support this brutality, why is it being carried out in the name of religion?

Who is Saudi Arabia answering to?

Is Berra I worship Ayelala or Osanyin than to be part of this (R) <v+$£

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

D’Cute Abiola sharing a kiss with his partner in Mekkai, Abi my eyes are deceiving me?

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

Me at the gates of heaven: "Is there any politics here?"

Angel: "A little."

Me: "Keep the seat. I'm out."

Politicians will smile at you, shake your hand n sell you out before you finish saying thank you.

If heaven has one centimeter of that, I'm submitting my refund request.

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

@boye4christ2006 Nigerians with a little bit of power are something else. Lecturer, boss, petty supervisor, they all act like your life is in their pocket. It is ego with a title.

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

Get the safety package. Nobody likes a surprise software update mid-ride.

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

Sentence this man sharpaly 😅

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

@yabaleftonline Being a man doesn’t mean you shouldn’t cook when your wife is very tired and you are hungry.

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

Elon, what are you cooking 🍳

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Turns out the future does have flying cars

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

📍

[ⒼⒽⓄⓏⓉ @Veekid]

@instablog9ja Nigeria cannot move forward when citizens lose faith in their votes and the institutions meant to protect democracy. True restructuring must begin with accountability, credible elections, and a system that puts the people first.

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

This has been Nigeria problem for generations. https://t.co/6wAaHxhBxK

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

NNPC to list on NGX following the footsteps of Dangote Refinery.

[Bloomberg @business]

Nigerian National Petroleum is making progress on plans for a public listing, following the successful precedent set by billionaire Aliko Dangote’s offering of shares in his refining company. https://t.co/uprdEPFdr1

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

@Upliner042 @PremiumTimesng ….That location is a stone producing area in Damaturu

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

@_josephine0_ A mature n sensible man will wait 4 days,
Drive her out for shopping 🛍️ quality p*ds,
Pump the passenger side front tyre 🛞

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

Asking for help is easy.
Living with the disappointment and the shame when nobody answers? That’s the real test.

Whether you’re a man or a woman, “ask and you shall receive” barely works anymore. You still have to wait… and wait… until your faith/hope is almost empty.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"Normalize asking for help as a man" – Woman breaks down after seeing her late brother’s payslip.

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

@stockyvest Bua Foods should also reserve a seat at the entrance.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

X user shares how Agberos in her area consistently disturbed an orphanage

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THIS IS WHERE WE SEND OUR KILLERS, DRUG DEALERS & THUGS.

THIS IS WHY MURDER AND OTHER CRIMES IN AMERICA ARE AT RECORD LOWS.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Man sentenced to 18 months in prison for using bots to stream his own AI-generated songs, pocketing $8M