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[HAPPY @_hapilee]

Good morning, Champions!

The candle flickers, but the spirit shines brighter than any generator.

May every minutes of your day be filled with shining moments.

[ProfitableMan @ProfitableMan1]

There are over 40 money market funds available to Nigerians right now. Most people do not know half of them exist. 🇳🇬📚

First. What is a money market fund? It is a pool of money managed by professionals that invests in short-term safe instruments like Treasury bills, bank deposits, and commercial papers. You earn daily interest. You can withdraw anytime. Zero drama.

Here are the biggest ones by total assets:

Stanbic IBTC Money Market Fund — ₦2.83 Trillion
FBN Money Market Fund — ₦738.86 Billion
GT Money Market Fund—₦502.26 Billion
ARM Money Market Fund — ₦409.67 Billion
United Capital Money Market Fund — ₦226.45 Billion
AXA Mansard Money Market Fund — ₦172.74 Billion
Zenith Money Market Fund — ₦155.71 Billion
Meristem Money Market Fund — ₦117.44 Billion
Coral Money Market Fund — ₦102 Billion
Coronation Money Market Fund — ₦74.46 Billion

Stanbic IBTC alone is managing ₦2.83 trillion in a money market fund. That is almost 3 trillion naira sitting in one fund earning steady returns for its investors.

The key lesson: Your money does not have to choose between the stock market and doing nothing. A money market fund earns you returns daily while you decide your next move.

Minimum entry for most of these starts from ₦1,000. That is less than a plate of rice.

Your savings account is not your friend. A money market fund is. 🇳🇬

Not financial advice. Do your own research.

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

Dangote Sugar Refinery issued a final warning to its workers for chewing conpany sugar cane within the factory premises.

[ProfitableMan @ProfitableMan1]

If you had invested ₦100,000 in any of these NGX stocks 5 years ago, here is what you would have today. 🇳🇬📈

DEAPCAP +2,575%
₦100,000 → ₦2,675,000

BERGER +2,102%
₦100,000 → ₦2,202,000

INTENEGINS +1,978.95%
₦100,000 → ₦2,078,950

UACN +1,632.57%
₦100,000 → ₦1,732,570

WAPCO +1,454%
₦100,000 → ₦1,554,000

These are not crypto. These are not forex. These are not Ponzi schemes.

These are Nigerian companies. Listed on the NGX. Available to anyone with a brokerage account and patience.

₦100,000 five years ago. Over ₦2 million today.

The market rewards those who show up early and stay. 🇳🇬

Not financial advice. Past performance does not guarantee future results. Do your own research.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Since I came to America, I haven’t prayed for more than 10 minutes, all the things I use to pray for back in Nigeria, I got to the USA and found out that the government already provided everything for free… So why do i need to be praying for 1 hour?

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

Gbafana Gbafunya is playing today.

[ProfitableMan @ProfitableMan1]

One investment house. Four ways to grow your money. One of them returned 108% this year alone. 🇳🇬🔥

The Zedcrest Wealth May 2026 factsheet is out. Here is the plain English breakdown.

1. ZEDCREST MONEY MARKET FUND
Yield: 14.70% per annum. Minimum ₦1,000. Low risk. Invests in Treasury bills and bank placements. Best for short-term money you want working harder than a savings account.

2. ZEDCREST FIXED INCOME FUND
Yield: 16.01% per annum. Minimum ₦1,000. 83% in FGN bonds. Best for steady returns over the medium term with government-backed security.

3. ZEDCREST DOLLAR FUND
Yield: 5.55% in dollars per annum. Minimum $100. Invests in Nigerian Eurobonds. Best for protecting your money from naira devaluation.

4. ZEDCREST EQUITY FUND
YTD return: 108.40%. The market benchmark returned 60.90%. This fund nearly doubled it. Minimum 1,000 units. Best for long-term capital growth.

Start with ₦1,000. Protect your dollars. Beat the market.

One house. Four tools. Your money has no excuse to be idle. 🇳🇬

Not financial advice. Do your own research.

[UEFA @UEFA]

🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!

We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

Iyinoluwa Aboyeji, the co-founder of Andela, Future Africa and Flutterwave, reveals how investors are willing to fund anything he is doing.

He says that they'll fund him even if he starts cooking food tomorrow 😄

[The Air You Breathe 🌬️ @BlehisBack]

Tony Elumelu’s Corporate Empire

Financial Services
- United Bank for Africa (UBA)
- United Capital Plc
- Africa Prudential Plc
- Heirs Insurance Group

Energy & Power
- Transcorp Power Plc
- Transafam Plc
- Transcorp Energies Limited
- Heirs Energies Limited
- Tenoil

Hospitality & Real Estate
- Transcorp Hotels Plc
- Afriland Properties Plc

Healthcare
- Avon Medical Practice
- Avon HMO

Technology
- Heirs Technologies
- Redtech

Philanthropy & Empowerment
- The Tony Elumelu Foundation

NB: There are other companies not under the HH group which he has direct/indirect stake in.

Man runs an ecosystem 🚀

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

This Access bank shareholder went hard on CBN. He blames CBN for not approving dividends and running the bank with a military mentality.

He also said CBN makes bank shareholders look like orphans even after helping banks raise capital.

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“I lost $1.2 billion in 2008 because I lacked structure

I blamed the banks because they kept throwing money at me instead of advising me.

The banks sold $800M of the debt to AMCON and I was left with $400M.

I sold 184 houses and all my bank shares.”

— Femi Otedola

[ProfitableMan @ProfitableMan1]

If you had invested ₦1 million in each of these NGX stocks one year ago, here is what you would have today. 🇳🇬📈

TIP — +435.83% — ₦1M becomes ₦5,358,300

INTENEGINS—+345.81%—₦1M becomes ₦4,458,100

MCNICHOLS—+241.67%—₦1M becomes ₦3,416,700

ABCTRANS—+155.64%—₦1M becomes ₦2,556,400

SOVRENINS—+151.43%—₦1M becomes ₦2,514,300

Total invested: ₦5 million
Total value today: ₦18,303,800

That is ₦13.3 million in profit. From ₦5 million. In one year. On the Nigerian Stock Exchange.

Disclaimer: Past performance does not guarantee future results. This is not financial advice. Always do your own research before investing. 🇳🇬

[Bremen @Rxbremen]

On the 8th of June 2020, if you had invested 500k in Vitafoam Nigeria, 6 years after today.

Your 500k would be worth 20.4m naira. But yeah you had to wait 6 years.

While

500k invested in Presco same date in 2020 would be worth 25.4m now.

Remember it was not built in 2 weeks or 2 months, that’s 6 years stretch.

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

Invest in 5 units of Keke Napep at ₦3 million each that is ₦15 million.

Rent them out daily for ₦20,000 per unit, making ₦100,000 daily income.
Or weekly for ₦120,000 per unit, that is around ₦600,000 weekly income.

Your capital is expected to be fully recovered within 5 months.

[Toby @TomolaGroup]

Dangote took 10 years to build a refinery.

Alakija waited about 15 years for oil to flow.

Otedola needed 6 years to climb back from $1.2bn debt.

Meanwhile, we want to “blow” in 6 months.

Real wealth in Nigeria has always been slow. The fast ones you hear about usually end with EFCC.

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

@DAMIADENUGA @grok If you like this tweet, you’re a bandit 😅

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

@MrCharlesky I’m available boss.

[HAPPY @_hapilee]

@39billion Code Z4Q2RL and staking power… say hi 👋

[The Yoruba Times @TheYorubaTimes]

Oka Akoko Hunters Round Up Fulani Bandits Armed with AK47, Paralyse Their Operations with Ofo Incantation

In Oka Akoko, Ondo State, indigenous hunters rounded up Fulani bandits who were armed with AK47 rifles. The crowd moved swiftly, preventing details from leaking, but sources confirmed that the bandits could no longer move with their motorcycles. The Oluode chanted ofo on them, rendering their operations paralysed.

The operation signals a resurgence of local vigilante action, with echoes of the Agbekoya spirit of self-defence. Details are still emerging.