Harrison Hunt

UNCC Grad, Probably tweeting about the canes

[Kevin Roose @kevinroose]

[opens the portal to the godlike superintelligence that solves 87-year-old math problems and carries out autonomous cyberattacks]

“how long peanut butter good in fridge”

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

Remember when instead of investigating the fraud the mainstream media decided to investigate the person who exposed the fraud?

Why? Because they were complicit in the cover up

I was right, they were wrong

I work for you, they work against you

The media is full of learers.

[Jank'n Stankhausen @CanesIncognito]

Remember when Nikolaj Ehlers scored 25 seconds into the Stanley Cup Final?

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

> notorious womanizer despite being fat and bald
> retires at 42 as the richest man in the colonies by building a fortune on posting
> world-leading scientist in his SPARE TIME despite little formal education
> hired by the government during the revolution to schmooze people in France
> founded the future most powerful country on earth
> died at an old age universally admired

Reminder: Ben Franklin was the biggest baller of all time

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

America burned Japan's first gift of cherry trees. All 2,000 of them, on President Taft's direct order.

The 1910 shipment arrived in DC crawling with insects and nematodes. Agriculture inspectors condemned the lot, Taft signed off on the bonfire, and the State Department braced for a diplomatic disaster. Tokyo's mayor, Yukio Ozaki, responded by sending 3,020 more, grafted from the famous grove along the Arakawa River.

Those trees have spent a century paying the friendship back.

Four days after Pearl Harbor, vandals chopped down four of them. Park officials renamed the survivors "Oriental" cherry trees for the rest of the war to protect them from axes.

Then came the twist. By 1952 the original Arakawa grove in Tokyo, the parent stock, had nearly died from wartime neglect. Japan asked Washington for help. The Park Service shipped budwood from DC's trees back across the Pacific and restored the grove that created them. When a flood wiped out more Japanese trees in 1982, horticulturists took 800 fresh cuttings from the Tidal Basin.

These 250 new trees solve a real problem too. The Tidal Basin is sinking, and a $133 million seawall rebuild forced crews to rip out roughly 150 trees. Japan offered replacements before anyone asked, timed to America's 250th birthday.

So the genetics run in a loop. Tokyo's grove seeded Washington's. Washington's saved Tokyo's. The saplings going in this spring descend from both.

114 years of diplomacy, running on grafted branches.

[ᴅᴇᴡ @Remnantize]

160th SOAR

[Michael Bruno @brubarian]

Brother, victory is ours. And precisely because you don’t think we’re on the right path is why you should feel patriotic.

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

I wish he knew right here that we were gonna plant this flag across the literal galaxy

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

The World: “He fell down and cried and held his ankle! That is dangerous and your player is suspended and should be arrested”

Meanwhile, Americans in American sports:

[Northrop Grumman @northropgrumman]

It takes a lot to blow out 250 candles... we’re on it.

Happy Birthday, America!

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

“If you haven't read hundreds of books, you are functionally illiterate, and you will be incompetent, because your personal experiences alone aren't broad enough to sustain you.”

— James N. Mattis

[Cory Lavalette @corylav]

I asked Jordan Staal if he thought about going out on a high note.

“No. I want another one.”

[Al Hood @albhood]

Tulsky-“Y’all know I walk around before the games. Other GM’s are shocked and say ‘you’re so brave.’ I tell them ‘I don’t know what your problem is, they love me.’”

[TIzzo ✝️ @Th_Izzo]

@Martyman17 @Canes Something she talked about all week…wanting to see you! Thank you for making a great day even better! 🖤❤️

[Jordan Martinook @Martyman17]

You guys kidding me what a day

[Bill King @billkingDTR]

RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA: HOME OF THE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!

@Canes @DowntownRaleigh

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

NIC DESLAURIERS JUST SIGNED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARADE 🔥🔥🔥

"TWO MORE F--KING YEEEARRRSSS" 😈

(Via @WFMY)

[KJ 🐳 🏆 rip freddie @forthecanes]

the carolina hurricanes planning their speeches: we should say fuck. let’s all say fuck

[Andrew Branch ن @AndrewABranch]

@Steve_Dangle @SaraCivian Tulsky got his chance the Rantanen jersey on the parade route, and the driver didn’t miss.