dr. autism

scrappy

[dr. autism @_haver]

@drnifkin_OB yeah um wtf is wrong with her? i'm supposed to believe this is a human being?

[dr. autism @_haver]

@SEPatrick4 @nypost yeah because we all know no straight guy has ever died of syphilis 🤨

[dr. autism @_haver]

@JacksonFromTwit ngl i was in situationship-space for about 2 months and locked it down quite easily and i have no desire to go back idk why this is what we've accepted as the default for adult relationships

[dr. autism @_haver]

@Mikelennial everyone is bad at everything all the time these days

[dr. autism @_haver]

@MattWalshBlog the world would benefit greatly from your absence, I can tell you that much

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

If you learn to separate da art from da artist, you get to hate on Ed Sheeran twice!

[dr. autism @_haver]

watching him fix shit in my kitchen im literally having the time of my life. better than television

[dr. autism @_haver]

@hermeneutered primetime was absolutely fantastic

[dr. autism @_haver]

@JacksonFromTwit what was the desired outcome here

[dr. autism @_haver]

guess i can't bitch *too* much since i met my ✨️boyfriend✨️ at the same time. but still

[dr. autism @_haver]

amazing how the instagram algorithm never shows you posts from people you actually follow anymore except for just now when i opened it and it immediately showed me all of my ex's photos with the girlfriend she got with less than a month after cheating on me

[Stanley KUBARK @Falcon87456]

i can tell i’m getting stupider and generally becoming a worse person not sure what i should do about that

[dr. autism @_haver]

no longer in situationship territory. later losers!

[dr. autism @_haver]

is it insane to be in love after 2 1/2 months? is that crazy? im genuinely asking idk the average timeline on these things

[dr. autism @_haver]

@JacksonFromTwit i'm only a little biased (this is only half my beagles)

[dr. autism @_haver]

@JacksonFromTwit omg get the beagle puppy

[afrika🧜🏿‍♀️🔱 @nobengunii]

your dysfunctional parents need to be scared of you to respect you. you have to show your parents that you are insane & they created a person crazier than them. that is the dysfunctional parent psychology.

[dr. autism @_haver]

situationship goes by joe so at least when it inevitably goes down in flames i'll get to say "it's so joever"

[dr. autism @_haver]

wish i could sub myself in for someone's untimely and tragic demise. like i already fantasize about being decapitated in a car crash on my way to work, let it be my depressed and unlovable ass instead of some loving mother of 4

[dr. autism @_haver]

@buffalocialism sending someone to the panhandle for 2 weeks sounds more like a prison sentence than a vacation