Hayls

30 'If your species will continue clap your hands' 'This is regoddamndiculous'

[Hayls @_haylsg]

It's happened! 🎄

[Hayls @_haylsg]

It's time... 🎄

[Hayls @_haylsg]

When's an acceptable time on a Sunday morning to text @Terryl_Jones and tell her I need attention?

[Hayls @_haylsg]

Today is the only day this week I didn't need to wake up early. Today is also the day Steve-o decided to drop a coffee in the bed room, get angry about it, and turn the main light on to clean it up 🙃
Happy day off to me 😂🙃

[Hayls @_haylsg]

Now that I'm 30 I feel it's acceptable to acknowledge the fact I have a favourite plug socket in the house.

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It's my birthday month!! 🎉🎉🎉 #Turning30 🤮🤮🤮

[Hayls @_haylsg]

Do you think Steve-o would notice if I played the whole of NG+ on Salt and Sanctuary 😂

[Hayls @_haylsg]

Tattoo day! 💉

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Can someone please come and do all of my housework whilst I'm at the bar today? 😭

[Hayls @_haylsg]

I honestly cannot cope with partying like a teenager anymore 🤮🤮

[Hayls @_haylsg]

I feel like I'm missing something with my twitter logo now being an X 🤔

[Hayls @_haylsg]

Our wedding ceremony is officially booked 😐🤮 #TooGrownUp

[Hayls @_haylsg]

The joys of working in a bar 😭😴

[Hayls @_haylsg]

Morning at the docks? Don't mind if I do 😌☕

[Hayls @_haylsg]

I wish I could vote thumbs up or thumbs down on specific episodes @NetflixUK
Because EVERY GOD DAMN NEW EPISODE of @blackmirror would get a 👎👎👎
What a
Happened to such a good show 😭😭

[Hayls @_haylsg]

I wish I could stay in bed all day rather than be an adult #Lazyday

[Hayls @_haylsg]

I go back to a normal person tomorrow and only have 1 job 🎉🎉 can't wait for a real life day off! 🎉🎉

[Hayls @_haylsg]

Did you know you can get a hangover-like headache from drinking 0% beer all night?
Because I have found that out this morning 🙃🔫

[Hayls @_haylsg]

Took Steve-o out of the house. He's now struggling to get up the stairs and I'm honestly living for this moment 😂 #DrunkSteve

[Hayls @_haylsg]

I spend so much time at a bar not drinking. It's disgusting really