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@Kieranfitzz lol basically

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i just ate at erewhon for the first time and damn i wish i didn’t. i might never have kids if it means i can afford this lifestyle

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i’m so over this anxious feeling. i want my sleep back

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i’m so fucking over this wedding planning bullshit

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how you gonna hmu 3 weeks before the wedding asking “is it too late to bring my kid?” 😤🤬

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when you gotta force your protein intake because you want a fat ass 🍑 on your wedding day <<<<

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i swear if the government takes too much of my overtime this week i’m never working extra again 😂

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i’m over this wedding shit

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idk what’s in the water today but yall are rude af. fix ya attitude

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i never gave ppl shit for being dog moms but also never thought i’d be one of em. and here we are checking my baby monitor every chance i get 🐾🐶

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ima come home from vegas sick hahah i can already feel it

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i’ve become that dog mom that watches her dog on a baby monitor while she’s at work. and i love this version of me haha

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2 more 12s 💆🏻‍♀️

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@yooo_xc they sell them for cheaper at costco lol

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the convos i’m hearing these yt people have at pho so 1 is nauseating. go to olive garden or sum

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i need to stop looking at mini dachshund puppies on IG 😭🐾😍

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is anyone else’s iphone dying faster than usual or is that just me?

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i need to stay off my phone when i’m at the gym. everybody annoying af lol

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i thought finding a wedding dress was gonna be dumb stressful. it was so much fun who would’ve thought 👰🏻‍♀️

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my favorite thing to come home to in the winter is my heating pad