Harry

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

20 years ago today 🏆

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

Morro med @NHL !

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

if I had to look for a job on @LinkedIn I would fucking kill myself

[Manchester City @ManCity]

It won't be the same without you, @BernardoCSilva 🩵

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Legendary.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Bernardo Silva @BernardoCSilva]

Thank you @ManCity 💙

[Harry @_HD3_]

Burn everything down

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: A worker died at an Amazon, $AMZN, warehouse in Oregon last week, per MorePerfectUnion.

Employees were told to keep working for over an hour as the body remained on the floor.

One manager told the workers, “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work.”

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

As a matter of fact, burn more shit down

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

The FIFA Peace Prize winner speaks…

[Proton VPN @ProtonVPN]

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[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Megan Keller (among others) is now a TWO TIME Olympic Gold Medalist 🥇🇺🇸🦅

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MEGAN KELLER SECURES GOLD FOR TEAM USA 🥇🇺🇸🦅

(via @NBCOlympics)

[em9.aep @mcfc_ethanm]

dream-big.mp4

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Took all 9 of their lives

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

Ratio’d the White House so bad they deleted the tweet.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Israel is NOT going to the World Cup!

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

Kyren Lacy was supposed to be on a NFL field this weekend. That made it important to say “Kyren Lacy was innocent” on ESPN before the night ended. His name and face were plastered everywhere when he was under investigated. So it’s only right we say it now!

There’s no amount of words that would bring him back, but someone needs to pay for the lies, deceit and evil he endured. R.I.P. brother. Always love!

#KyrenLacy 🕊️

[Sulaiman Updates @Sulaimanahmed]

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