Hales

caves that once were rivers do not forget

[Hales @_hdwilli]

Lmao first tweet since November and it's because I gotta stand up to Android phone discrimination 🫠 nothing that pisses me off quicker

[Hales @_hdwilli]

Hey @Anthropologie what ever happened to this "hoping to expand in the future" from 2016??? Absolutely wild that in 2023 you only have an iOS app.

[Anthropologie @Anthropologie]

@theclassiceliza Our app is exclusively for iPhones at the moment, but we're hoping to expand in the future!

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Hastily made post-game video, please.

[Neopets Metaverse @NeopetsMeta]

Proudly announcing Alpha+!🌟

To celebrate Neopets’ 23rd Birthday, we are giving away Alpha+ 🎁

For two weeks only, you can invite up to five friends to join and experience the new adventures offered in this upgraded Neopia!

🎮

https://t.co/DDrtHi4XKZ

[Hales @_hdwilli]

Hi friends! Even if it isn't going offline, I'm deleting this bird app from my phone for a while. I'll still be on my Insta from time to time but otherwise, byeee

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for https://t.co/iXbfr5d1Jg on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”

[Hales @_hdwilli]

@Tweets_ByCass Heheh the weeb era never stops, it just ages with time 😌

[Hales @_hdwilli]

Uhhh.....I'm a pretty open book and overshare to everyone I meet sooo no secrets to share here folks but it's been real 🥴

[Hales @_hdwilli]

I'm either buying a farm this summer or moving to South America for a handful of months? Ummm

[Hales @_hdwilli]

I've really gotten back into Neopets lately? I watch anime and read Webtoons? I still read fanfictions of otps I've shipped since I was in high school? Uhhhh

[Hales @_hdwilli]

@helenaboone DAMN RIGHT

[Hales @_hdwilli]

@Tweets_ByCass The way I cackled at this, well done

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Its going to be so romantic when we all meet at the top of the empire state building in six month’s time

[tumblr @tumblr]

hold up like 12 new ppl joined.
we're working on it. give it a sec :)

[Hales @_hdwilli]

This is my personality in a nutshell folks

[fran @galacticidiots]

Life is so lackluster when you have nothing fun to obsessively fangirl over. What am I supposed to think about, taxes and the impending collapse of society? No thanks. Give me the sweet oblivion of fictional mayhem.

[Hales @_hdwilli]

Honestly I've been wanting to restart my Twitter for a long time because of some real embarrassing tweets circa 2012 - 2015 😬 sooooo not real sad if it shuts down tbh, follow me on insta @hdwilli 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Hales @_hdwilli]

Ooh the stocks are not gonna be happy about this one

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Twitter users prepare for the platform to possibly go offline after a sudden, temporary closing of all company buildings.

[Hales @_hdwilli]

@helenaboone already do girlie 🥰

[Hales @_hdwilli]

I have a tattoo of this for a reason