M.

I'm not dead, I only dress that way.

[M. @_heisey]

@z0astria A whole queen. 👽👑

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

So...if I do really well on here I get to be President, yes?

[M. @_heisey]

@kerrmace So booOOOOOOYCOTTTTT LOOOOOOOVE

[M. @_heisey]

"Describe yourself in one sentence."
Me:

[M. @_heisey]

Albany is such a niche destination that whenever I fly there I feel like I need to hide my identity in case I know everyone on the plane.

[M. @_heisey]

Well, it's been four months. My hobbies now include:
- hexing racists
- yoga ??/?
- extensive UFO study
- BLACKPINK
- restarting my Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life game at the end of Chapter One because I don't like being forced to marry
- granola

[M. @_heisey]

@kerrmace Finally a quarantine hobby I can get behind. #smokeshowsforRiot2k21

[M. @_heisey]

@kerrmace Fuck right off I've been thinking the same thing.

[M. @_heisey]

@sha_booms If 2020 ends with an ice age I want to be Sid the Sloth.

[M. @_heisey]

Literally no one:
Los Angeles: "HOW ABOUT AN EARTHQUAKE."

[M. @_heisey]

Good morning to Lady Gaga and absolutely no one else. #Chromatica

[M. @_heisey]

My mom sent me a picture of herself drinking a margarita at 8 am and I'm just really proud to be her kid today.

[M. @_heisey]

Quarantine is like an endless snow day but without any of the redeeming qualities of a snow day.

[M. @_heisey]

SoCal distancing.

[M. @_heisey]

Rough Side Out is the best Valentine's Day gift I have ever received thank you Alan Doyle. Full stop.

[M. @_heisey]

Fuck it. I guess I'm going to Riot Fest.

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

New Riot Fest slogan: FUCK IT. I GUESS I’M GOING TO RIOT FEST.

[M. @_heisey]

Here's some cool math an 8 hour work day means I can listen to Green Day's new album 16 times in a row.

[M. @_heisey]

Holy shit that was like every atom of my childhood colliding into a great big badass queen supernova. #SuperBowl

[M. @_heisey]

4 am club.

[M. @_heisey]

I am "once upon a time it was only $30 to see My Chemical Romance" years old.