★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞

𝐏𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦.𝐃 💊
I see things. I say things.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@Prince_Fynnz Experience is speaking a little too confidently here.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@caitiedelaney The fact we all knew exactly why you reactivated it is crazy.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@Maxiartss People really underestimate how much normal variation exists.

The human body is way more varied than the internet seems to think.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@MissAlly_01 Ngl, that transition into the ad was elite.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@RicosRevengev Driving instructor couldn't have planned a better practical exam.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@caitiedelaney The fact we all knew exactly why you reactivated it is crazy.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@Maxiartss People really underestimate how much normal variation exists.

The human body is way more varied than the internet seems to think.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@MissAlly_01 Ngl, that transition into the ad was elite.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@annie6sn You're looking for a crime drama or a bad life decision?

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@Flexdaubrey That's a bug, not a feature.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@hotcoatlarry How did your brain even make that connection?

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@RicosRevengev Driving instructor couldn't have planned a better practical exam.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@Tobzzy212 The worst part is your standards for "life together" keep getting higher.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@latkedelrey Twitter has trained us to recognize memes from the most unhinged descriptions imaginable.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@pukicho And somehow you'll still leave with 12 games you won't touch for a year.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@dominicanabratz They knew your history better than you did.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@notwhydeegee2 For $84 an hour, fireworks can wait.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@Kali_de_Armas The irony wrote itself.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@fesshole You just accidentally educated half the timeline.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@growing_daniel We're just happy to be here, honestly.

[★ 𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 ✞ @_heisshy]

@mowaseife Bro remembered where he came from.