Haley Parsons

President and CEO of the jared leto hater club.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

You either love “Return Of The Mack” or you hate good music. No in between.

[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

When you accidentally become important at work

[Haley Parsons @_hellyp]

@ClutchPoints @ESPNNBA it’s your fault chuck that big ahhh head blockin the satellite

[Andy Beshear @AndyBeshearKY]

Sorry for missing this earlier, @tedcruz. Been busy leading my state's emergency response all day. From Kentucky.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

:) god im geeked

[Haley Parsons @_hellyp]

@Angelacullen147 sending our love and light to Roscoe and his care team! 🤍🖤

[Haley Parsons @_hellyp]

y u sit like that?

[meghan @deloisivete]

It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me

[Haley Parsons @_hellyp]

@BrianEntin brian, bless your heart. his business isn’t real. did you vet him before this interview? his “case studies” are the most cartoonistic/outlandish scenarios that could, in theory, be extremely easy to verify. if his “business model” is to provide large crowds, where is the proof?

[Haley Parsons @_hellyp]

@BrianEntin Brian! This is a fake business. Please look into his website, specifically his “case studies”. They cannot be verified!

[elenora @thenasdottir]

hulkenberg on the podium with magnussen in the paddock

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

could i be detained for this

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This isn't the JD meme???

[Sue O'Connell: COMMENTATOR, not a reporter @SueOC_NBCBoston]

Murder: Not guilty

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Iran been tweeting like 2014 King Von

[Haley Parsons @_hellyp]

@WhobutWBMarci @PeterTwinklage hard agree.

[Haley Parsons @_hellyp]

@codihardin my favorite prank that we played was convincing everyone that something ~secretive~ was going on between me and john platt because he had my email address in his wallet.

[Haley Parsons @_hellyp]

@codihardin

[Haley Parsons @_hellyp]

@codihardin you already know i’m down