Haley Parmer

Digital Personality • Actively Sarcastic • Instagram: @_hey_haley • All Original Content©

[Haley Parmer @_hey_haley]

This account will mainly consist of *sarcastic* content from now on... As every account should.

[Haley Parmer @_hey_haley]

@theyearofelan Lolololol

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@BlaineParmer Decent form I would say 🏅

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My mom really sent this to me lmaoo

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True Life: My Coffee Addiction #coffee #addicted https://t.co/q10rnzfNq1

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I was never in this for the money. But, it turns out the money is an absolute necessity for me.

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@emilyhopej Um, can we have Jersey Shore watch parties because SAME.

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My thoughts were inspired by @markicostello and @BecomeAHost ❤️ Marki is changing the future meaning of influencers.

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"Influencers" https://t.co/d4JC3Z2bf8

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

[Haley Parmer @_hey_haley]

The Oscars Are Coming https://t.co/U3CsbMSzZj

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I cracked my iphone. I thought the cracking chapter in my life was over. I thought I was past this. What does it mean?

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Hollywood Momz https://t.co/rRGEBuNxgq

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Do you even cast? https://t.co/UER1lbdE5E

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The Olympics are confusing. How do you even begin to practice for some of these sports, and what made you decide to start jumping off of snowy mountains anyway? #OlympicGames

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Neutral Ain't Gonna Cut It #POV #WhatsYourOpinion https://t.co/W4awyzYpA3

[Become A Host @BecomeAHost]

Wednesday Wisdom: Staying neutral is not an option these days. YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN OPINION. We promise, the world wants to hear it. 😵 #Opinion #POV #WednesdayWisdom

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At least Kylie didn't name her baby after the city with the highest crime rates in the country like Kim did. #ChicagoWest

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In honor of the 10th episode, I'm giving my web series a proper Twitter introduction. #digisocial https://t.co/eiaF5G9nba