Charles 🦉

💍 @kaygen_ | US Navy 🇺🇸

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

@kaygen_ wish you were here tho :(

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

The worst part about being deployed on a ship is never having an excuse for being late to work

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

Greece was pretty cool

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

do you bite the corner of your pizza rolls to let them cool down or are you a psychopath

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

how many different words from e*phoria do I have to mute until I stop seeing that shit on my timeline

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

real trauma is when you’re playing cards against humanity and someone reads your card but doesn’t understand it and goes “haha well not THAT one” and ends up picking the card that says vagina or something

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

going out to eat by yourself is another type of vibe

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

Almost got masted the other day, then got coined this morning by my LPO. This week has been a rollercoaster 😮‍💨

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

@kaygen_ I love u 😮‍💨

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

I’m really married to my best friend and still haven’t really processed that

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

she gets her nails done, he gives her his card and goes gets beers at the bar next door ❤️

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

crazy that I couldn’t have any of my tattoos showing at tx roadhouse but the navy is letting dudes get their necks and hands inked up

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

dudes will buy a v6 mustang and it becomes their entire personality

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

I miss my wife 😞

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

bro I swear kayla will literally just look at her bed and fall asleep

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

what is it with boomers and watching facebook videos at full volume

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

@pulte please dad 🥺 $heyimcharles

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

bf who drives 🤝 gf who rubs the back of his head the entire time

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

If I’ve learned anything about myself after being in the navy, it’s that if you offer me chocolate milk with every meal, I sure as shit will drink chocolate milk with every meal.

[Charles 🦉 @_heyimcharles]

I miss Texas ☹️