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we’re supposed to be in a land of milk🥛& honey🍯… instead we’re floating on a rock in space paying bills🙄😭wife | mom | student nurse snacks🍟wine🍷& jokes🤭

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@nickimoraa I be in the shower with the water on hell turnin and roasting like a rotisserie chicken 😭😭😭

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

I have no idea who tf I’ve become….
Like, who is this lady in this mirror…
I don’t know her….

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@Snow_Blacck IKYFL! 😭😭😭😭

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

I will forever DIE ON A HILL that Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Lee Cooper had THEE best relationship ever 🥹🥺😩😭🤣👌🏾🫶🏾👏🏾💪🏾

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@SweetPea1636 @olesoul57_2 “Mista Nigga” took me clean tf out 😩😭😭😭😭

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@_willfel kissing on me at any random moment😭 I could be gone 15 min or 47 1/2 min, we could be in the same room all day and the reaction will still be the same🥹😩😭

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Date the simp, not the nonchalant ❤️

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

🎯🎯🎯

[ZenTheeMenace @ZenTheeMenace]

Y’all swear Meg never gets deep, then ignored Anxiety, NDA and half of Traumazine. The problem ain’t the music. It’s comprehension. Y’all want bars until the bars require listening. Social media done fried attention spans and now everything gotta be spoon-fed.

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@_willfel That’s why I gotta keep my feet done 😩🤣

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@_willfel 🥹😭

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

I used a basketball reference correctly🙂‍↕️ you may clap now 🤭
I kno ball👌🏾

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

Now how in the hell did I end up with only 10 minutes left to eat and I had a whole hour 🤦🏾‍♀️😒 ain’t even had no break …

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

And it never goes away…

[Lo 💜 @QueenLo444]

Losing a parent is really a life altering moment.

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@rosas_cosas 🤣 who needs tv when we have the tl 😩🤣

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

I miss the crocodile dude’s animals on my tl….I wonder how Taylor and the reptiles are doing🤔

(that was a wild week😮‍💨😭)

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@jubilantsleep @omgsidewalks @olesoul57_2 🤣 they’re feral like they mama 😩🙃😭

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@uadimwit2 @omgsidewalks @olesoul57_2 🤣 they’re my broke lil best friends 🤣

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

Yes. Let your child get tetanus and sepsis from a rusty nail. Throw them to the ground, take them with you to score heroin and then leave them on the side of the road to walk home in the dark on a bloody foot with no shoes and the BEAT his mother when you get home.
Father. Of. The. Fucking. Year👏🏾🙄😒

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@_willfel @downbadcomment Poor lil tink tink 😩🙃😮‍💨

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

@MrsJumpman23 *Denzel voice* I’m SHOWING UP with somethin!🤣🤣🤣

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

I don’t like showing up empty handed

[The Stoned Baker 🍃😮‍💨 @MrsJumpman23]

I agree with this! Whenever someone invites me to something I’m always asking is there anything you would like or need me to bring! Even if they say no I try to bring SOMETHING

[🫶🏾💕TIP NOT INCLUDED🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ @_heyitstiff]

Especially when she has em pierced🙂‍↕️

[Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴 @OptimusGrind__]

Seeing the nipples through the outfit >>>>>>