matelynkoore

the world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90’s

[Skyline Chili @Skyline_Chili]

Coneys are our city’s good luck charm! 😋

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

lori lightfoot playing left field

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Currently very bad at keeping up with my responsibilities but very good at going out for drinks and appetizers

[matelynkoore @_heykatelyn]

@hunleybeee Yeah wait I wanna know too so I never buy a chai from them again

[matelynkoore @_heykatelyn]

@netflix how are you justifying the documentary “The hatchet wielding hitchhiker” where they repeatedly try to exploit a person dealing with mental illness and give his abusive mom a spotlight to spew lies? SO WEIRD AND SAD.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I just learned that if a hermit crab finds a new shell that is too big it will wait for other hermit crabs who need new shells to gather and then they will organize themselves by size and trade shells and I am pissed that the crabs have a better housing market than we do

[jodie @jodieegrace]

the tinder swindler is so wild to me because if any man told me “my enemies are after me I need $25k” I would be like damn that’s crazy, good luck though

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

WINCINNATI! 😁

[matelynkoore @_heykatelyn]

Still just wondering why we ever learned how to square dance in gym class in elementary school..

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

[matelynkoore @_heykatelyn]

We need more veg restaurants in the Cincinnati area

[Stink @stinkerino]

Justice for Steve Ross and fuck Annette Kowalski #BobRoss #happyaccidents

[Barstool Cincinnati @UCBarstool]

Confirmed: @graeters fucks.

[matelynkoore @_heykatelyn]

Ok well I can’t be the only one thinking Crocs are getting out of hand

[SAINT @saint]

Balenciaga x Crocs

[matelynkoore @_heykatelyn]

@kaitllllynnn Girl same. And my granny said a prayer every night from Psalm too that says “though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil for thou art with me..” I was like tf what evil 😳 creepy as hell

[matelynkoore @_heykatelyn]

Who is keeping Pringles in business

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

the CDC now recommends you eat at least three cheese coneys a day

[matelynkoore @_heykatelyn]

Never once in my adult life have I ever bought Pringles. Who buys PRINGLES.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

INSTANT CLASSIC 🥶

@ZagMBB #FinalFour