KwiZach Haderach

Husker Outsider🌽 MK Competitor🎭 Eagles and Heat fan 🦅🔥

[KwiZach Haderach @_heyzach]

Matt Rhule when he lands Dylan Raiola:

ID LIKE TO KNOW WHERE SCOTT FROST IS RIGHT NOW

[Spencer @SpencerHNDRXX]

Yeah that Bron/Heat stuff is picking up a lot of media attention now. Rich spearheading it is insane too.

[brandon s. @b_cuse_]

The general inelasticity of Trump’s approval in Nebraska outside Omaha and Lincoln is so wild to me. We have one of the worst state level economic performances in the nation under his policies. His policies killed Lexington. And y’all STILL support him? Crazy.

[CC @ChrisCSports]

Nike’s Giannis to Miami ad

[Noah Riffe @NoahRiffe]

You losers called the city you’re showing a burned down, empty, shithole.

You don’t get to claim ANY part of Seattle’s shine.

[James McKeith @freshprincephi]

Eliot Shorr-Parks scouting talent:

• 2014: Pass on Joel Embiid for Noah Vonleh

• 2025: V.J. Edgecombe = role player, Ace Bailey = star

• 2024: Quinyon Mitchell? Nope. Give me Terrion Arnold

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

It’s hard out here being a Caitlin Clark fan who isn’t insane or a thinly-veiled bigot because you might want to say normal stuff like “I don’t think she should get choked slammed” but then it looks like you’re standing with these racist hacks.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.

She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.

We aren't.

We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.

I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.

I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.

I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.

I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.

We don't even have a European market.

She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.

I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.

I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[Daykerpriest🐉 @Daykerpriest]

Nikki, are you okay?

[James @ScriptsByJames]

“Can’t be a tough guy and whine at the same time.”

Forget free agency. Start the season. Idc.

[nora ⭑ @rvgsdelight]

mind you, alicent quite literally tried to attack jace’s younger brother with a dagger in full rage after constantly bullying them and his mother, and some of you STILL wonder why jace gets so frustrated and protective when he hears rhaenyra still trusts her.

[MiamiClutchPE @MiamiClutchPE]

Notice how it took them a span of 24 hours to get this done

But we had to go through a month-long telenovela to get Giannis 😭😭😭

[§ @hejtweeter]

LaMelo Ant hoops

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

I’m gonna be real rockstar makes good games but gta 5 was not good enough to inspire this near religious devotion you see in a lot of younger gta fans

[Heatle @FromDWade]

If Giannis joined prime Kobe, yall would say that’s a title contender without knowing the rest of the players

Now when Giannis joins a better scorer than Kobe, they are apparently a play in team

Make it make sense

[غفران 🔻 @maybe_ghuf]

Treated Rhaenyra's first three sons as his own, bethroted his daughters to Jace and Luke, beheaded Vaemond for insulting Rhaenyra and her kids, also the only one who tried to get revenge for Luke. You can accuse Daemon of a lot of things, but not this.

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

I love how the official message of establishment Democrats is basically this:

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.

You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.