Lyss

Hopelessly falling in love with all the wrong people, hmu. ♏️

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

The only men I'm okay having a 3sum with tbh

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

lmao “X” nah I’m out

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

@Toddandrewb Lmao I told Matt about this and he told me I was an evil person 😂

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

If you’re posting Andrew Tate “inspirational” videos, I promise you, no woman is missing out on you 🥹

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

RIP Twitter

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

Supporting small business is a scam. Give your employees benefits and then we can talk.

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

@Toddandrewb the only option

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

Proceeds to sit this close to me

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

My cat follows me into every room but as soon as I try to pet her it’s game over

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

@Toddandrewb dj used to insist I call him douglas

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

You’re 30 years old, you don’t have haters

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

I love seeing parents constantly complain about motherhood online but then when you say you’re thankful for your child free life it’s the end of the world

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

Can google please stop allowing reviews that say “one star, place was closed when I got there.” Sorry staffing restaurants is hard right now but I look at reviews for quality of product not your “world revolves around me” attitude. 🙄

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

@BlakeAkanaChung I feel like ur cancer sun must throw ur whole vibe off 😂

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

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[magstrology @magstrology]

Your big 3 and Venus as colour swatches

Flower edition

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

@BlakeAkanaChung Lmao you’re not wrong

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

My toxic trait and finding out someone has the same music taste as me and thinking they’re my soulmate

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

@Toddandrewb I just used to try and eat tons of quinoa and I’d just shit straight quinoa 😞

[Lyss @_hlyssa]

I SIMPLY CAN NOT HANDLE THIS

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Momo. The years may come and go. But zoomies are forever. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday