lil UTI vert

bold & brash • opinions are mine • she/her

[lil UTI vert @_hoeletariat]

white people pls stop calling ur pyramid scheme or the crowd that hangs out at your juice bar ur “tribe”

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I think we could do it if we tried btw

[lil UTI vert @_hoeletariat]

the problem with the explosive diarrhea parasite is bagged salads are a major food group for me

[lil UTI vert @_hoeletariat]

one time during covid I got bit by a dog and went to urgent care

the staff was so stoked to have a non-covid case that they didn’t charge me for it

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Unironically having the fun injury in the ER was such a blast, everyone was laughing with me and goofing around, it felt like being the Belle of the Ball

[lil UTI vert @_hoeletariat]

saw my psychiatrist for the first time in two months and the first thing she said after I updated her on my life was “okay so we’re definitely refilling your xanax prescription”

[julia 🇫🇷 @eathedocument]

being an american rooting for bosnia

[OregonMapGuy, IQ 277 @OregonMapGuy]

Special ruling that overturns obergefell but only for Jared polis

[lil UTI vert @_hoeletariat]

@andr3w31a561 Not him tho he said he was anti fracking and is now very pro fracking

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

tfw two-thirds of the Supreme Court agrees that a Constitutional amendment means what it says

[lil UTI vert @_hoeletariat]

pls god take what you’ve done for New York City and give it to Colorado voters

[lil UTI vert @_hoeletariat]

@bengrwxCo and absolute phoney with no moral backbone

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Has someone checked on Paul W. Downs' supply of the substance

[ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙ @Souvie]

this isn’t ok or normal and you shouldn’t go about your day pretending it is

[lil UTI vert @_hoeletariat]

okay so I think this tweet manifested my breakup lmao

[lil UTI vert @_hoeletariat]

LETS GOOOOOO

[Rodrigo Times @RodrigoTimes]

Olivia Rodrigo (27.2B) knocks Chris Brown out of Spotify’s all-time Top 50 most-streamed artists.

[b w 🏛 @monsieurmoscato]

Her hair is STIFF, okay Miss Baltimore Crabs

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

they are trying to distract u from the new olivia rodrigo album. focus up fellas. lock tf in

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.