holly

[holly @_hoelly_]

@McDonaldsUK

[holly @_hoelly_]

@McDonaldsUK 3 sets of out of date tickets can you explain please?

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

last 1 pal

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

a fucking knew it

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

3 day come down. nose dripping like my lasses fanny when i stick on my best pair of slazengers. claiming corona an gettin a half day with review when safe to return. 1-0 lez

[elise @elisegates96]

Wonder how all those gym lads are holding up now they’ve had no personality for 8 weeks

[ragtimebillypeaches @dazreynolds4]

Boiled egg vindaloo an 6 pints of Guinness

[holly @_hoelly_]

@__dollbeauty_ @tiegann__ 😌💜

[Doll Beauty @__dollbeauty_]

Competition time! We thought we’d do a competition as we finally have twitter! We’re giving 3 people the chance to win a £50 gift voucher! All you have to do is follow @__dollbeauty_ tag a friend and RT! Winner announced on Sunday 10th MAY! Good luck babes😘💖

[jenna @zeigenvector]

I got five pounds of carrots from a restaurant supplier. It’s four carrots.

[holly @_hoelly_]

@ultrxlana @tiegann__ my guy ❤️

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

just tested positive for wanting to slide tackle a goth

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

the neighbours cat shit on my drive one time so i unleashed a clip of bb bullets into him resulting in an assination an a dead cat buried in back garden. when questioned i denied all allegations which lead to a nationwide man hunt with a £50 reward so i dug up cat an claimed £50.