jean paul shartre

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

no one should be “shady” everyone should be kind 😈

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

good writers shouldn’t have visible abs

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

#NewProfilePic

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

idk i just always assumed Crumbl was women-owned ✊✊✊

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

the word “gaslighting” used to mean something and it’s not what you thought it meant this whole time

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

@im_gayb

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

you met me in a very Labubu time in my life

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

to all Your Moms i’ve loved before

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

oysters are not aphrodisiacs for chemical reasons it’s because ur slurping on that thang

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

this and a beautiful and illiterate gay boyfriend

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

everyone named Tanner what if you just weren’t named that

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

Chudai and Wataa being the names of warring sects like the Catholics vs Protestants during The Thirty Years War

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

tbh i’d rather break bread with the unabomber than be anywhere physically near an adult that calls their children “kiddos”

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

i predicted all of it idgaf! get me in the room!

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

if Putin outlawed Russian gay guys from getting cornrows he’d be overthrown in a day

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

your college essay is bad and you blame the news …

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

NO more morning routine tiktoks 🛑 ✋ we need ELECTRICIANS

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

@rickyschlicky *i pity like*