Broose

• Washed up D3 hockey player chasin the corporate dream • #SpOG • SU ‘20

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[Broose @_hooch]

Shhhhh let natural selection do its thing…..

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Health experts warn the viral Kool-Aid pineapple trend can pack as much sugar as 20–35 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts in a single jar. 😳

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[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..

IT IS TIME FOR A NEW SEGMENT..

🗣🗣Hockey is Awesome #PMSLive

[Broose @_hooch]

@spittinchiclets @stully_ CCM bag #hockeyguy

[Broose @_hooch]

Im done with the internet for today…

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

A Japanese man spent over $20K for this border collie costume. You cannot convince me this isn’t some weird sex thing.
https://t.co/J4YDukXlSo

[Broose @_hooch]

@Stully_ good we don’t want em’

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

First dude was sent to another planet 😭💀

[Broose @_hooch]

@Stully_ @HoodieRamey 👀👀

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

With the 22nd pick, we have selected WR Zay Flowers‼️

Welcome to Baltimore, @ZayFlowers‼️

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

We’ve agreed in principle on a 5-year contract extension with QB @Lj_era8‼️

😈😈😈😈

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Y’all mf’s out here worried about the wrong check.

[Broose @_hooch]

@Censor @Stully_ here’s my chance

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

No One Cares About Your Video You Posted From The Concert In The 300s Section https://t.co/FIxUFXDWH2

[Speros @Speros_OG]

I'MMMMMM BACKKKKKKK

[Speros @Speros_OG]

I Love Competitive Call of Duty

[Broose @_hooch]

SANTOS

[Jack Barry @jacthlete]

How did a goofy bodied former hockey player:

-Become an All-American and National Champion
-Set records in multiple statistical categories
-Never threw a fastball over 90 mph
-Self-admittedly didn’t pass many run tests

And was one of the best pitchers in college baseball history?

Let me introduce you to my friend, Clayton

There’s a few reasons I like Clayton:

-he’s from my hometown
-he wore my number after I graduated
-he loves the Washington Capitals
-he’s hilarious

Do those things make him an elite baseball player?

Absolutely not

The guy is just an anomaly

The guy is just a force of nature…

And more specifically

But hThe truth is, there are 3 the things that ACTUALLY made Clayton one of the most elite talents I’ve ever played with:

The truth is, there are 3 things that ACTUALLY made Clayton one of the most elite talents in college baseball:

ATTITUDE:

Rain or shine, snow or sleet, fire or ice

Clayton was always ready to perform and confident in himself

Crazy enough, he may even admits when he’s nervous

Which in my opinion isn’t a bad thing at all - it shows that he cares and a bit of nerves can actually benefit you as an athlete

(more on this later)

Which I believe is important to expressing care and the ability to perform at the highest level

You need a bit of nerves (more on this later)

Dawg, Swagger, Healthy Narcissism

Whatever you want to call it

Clayton had it. And he was damn good because of it

SUPERLAX MOVER

I remember sitting in the gym one day doing some static stretching after practice and looking over at Clayton in a butterfly position

At first I laughed…

Then I was astonished, as I saw the outside of his knees touching the ground on the opposite sides of him

The outside of both knees were touching the ground on the opposite sides of him

I laughed at first, then was astonished.

When I watched him throw in the 2021 regional I decided to take some side view video of him

And, as expected, the positions he got into were crazy

One of the deepest maximal layback positions I’ve ever seen, incredible spinal extension and adductor length

This undoubtedly helped him sustain his Velo through outings by not relying heavily on arm speed to throw.

He just wound and unwound his body towards the plate and produced fantastic results from it

Which brings me to my last point:

PITCHABILITY

I actually don’t even know what this word really means, but if there was someone to describe it in human form, Clay would be the guy

As you could probably see in the video, clay had ELITE extension.

His fastball looked like 93 when you faced him. But I dont think Idk if it ever got above 88.

Plus, And he could PAINT

I don’t know if I ever got a hit off him in aany live AB scenario. Might’ve K’ed every time

His secret sauce?

Four pitches that he MASTERED better than anyone else

He threw four pitches WELL

And don’t think that this is me ditching the Velo train. It’s not.

But Clay was basically Greg Maddux

(1 in a million)

ADDITIONALLY, you see that Johnny Cueto style hitch before the throw?

He could throw off timing with the best of them.

Athletes like Clay are few and far between.

What makes all this better is that he’s a cool guy and fun to be around

(can’t say the same for a lot of athletes I know)

I wish I could share all the things that make me laugh about Clayton, but that’s more of a private conversation.

Here’s to the weirdest, yet most elite teammate I’ve ever had. I love this guy.

[Broose @_hooch]

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[Broose @_hooch]

@barstoolsports @pleaseendthis_ @carolinebano @PFTCommenter you can’t be okay with this?